Vee

Not to be all Old Woman Shouts At App or anything, but why does it need to have a fucking tantrum every time I try and post an image??

Do you have a medical problem or is it just you are female and probably overreacting?

*Medical professionals everywhere.

Me reading your posts

Principles of Boogie Management     Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on the good times   Establish a collaborative working environment coupled with individual accountability to prevent a blame culture from developing in the first place Brian Bilston

Principles of Boogie Management.

Tom Jones on a TV screen singing a song in German: Sex Pferd Sex Pferd Blaue Sex Pferd Hast du das blaue Sex Pferd im Park gesehen?

Hahahaha omg that's brilliant!

Sorry, but it's not like I was gonna suffer alone

I did French and German for GCSE because I was (am) a massive nerd. We went to Germany last year, which prompted me to start with the owl as a refresher. I'm not sure it's the most efficient way to learn a language, but I'm having fun!

Ich auch. Ich habe so viel vergessen

That's a much more pleasant image than what came to my mind!!

Ja. Ich studierte vor viele, VIELE Jahren ein A-level, aber ich habe fast alles vergessen

Begleitet uns

I got an A-level in it way back when

Screenshot from duolingo. I have translated the German phrase "hast du das blaue Pferd im Park gesehen?" The English version is "did you see the blue horse in the park?" It is not specified whether it is *the* blue horse we are unfortunately familiar with, but come on, how many blue horses can there be??

Uh oh, who let the abomination out

5 small off-white macarons on a white plate. They are filled with raspberry curd and white chocolate ganache and decorated with piped white chocolate and freeze-dried raspberry bits.

#VeeMakes

Like I said, definitely not perfect, but you could almost call them passable

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

I love macarons, but I can't lie; they are an absolute arseache to make!

Oooh, I wonder if a maple chocolate macaron with bacon bits would work?

5 small off-white macarons on a white plate. They are filled with raspberry curd and white chocolate ganache and decorated with piped white chocolate and freeze-dried raspberry bits.

#VeeMakes

Like I said, definitely not perfect, but you could almost call them passable

I thought this was about Arlo at first and was briefly extremely confused

a screenshot of a web browser with the text 'Sandy Balls Holiday Village'

Presented without comment.

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

They are not perfect, not by a long shot, but they are soooo much better than the last attempt. Pictures to follow once they've chilled overnight and been prettied up

Brains are SUCH dicks. All the love to you x

👏👏👏

I had a leaflet through the door with his stupid fucking face on it and I don't think I've ever before told a piece of paper to fuck off with quite so much volume and gusto

Happy anniversary to you both 🥂

Torts and pears please for part 2 of Vee vs The Macaron

We're in Sheffield, and so far, no flames

"I'm still cool," I say as I trundle around IKEA on a Saturday evening