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Footballtweets on Twitter: 🇳🇬🗣️ Victor Osimhen: “I pray for everyone, I really do. Except the landlords.” 🙏

Oven clock, we meet again.

remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Bro, I saw your post and I’m going to read it as uncharitably as possible because six months ago you posted something mean about something I liked and I’ve been thinking about it every day since.

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

St Anger might be the first time I remember a song making me laugh out loud

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Til next time, Kitsap

I'm working on a game where you play as the Virtual Referee!

#gamedev #indiegame

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

Xenomorph I.

Pens:
Micron 003, 005, 01, 02, 03, 05, 10.
Derwent 03, 05.

#Drawing #Alien #Xenomorph #PenDrawing #BlackAndWhite #BNW

he can feel woke 2 coming like a rainstorm in a bad knee

Haha! The Rainier Tower is a gem. Same firm that designed the NYC WTC, but the base gives it so much more character than the rest of their work. Good practical design too.

Tolkien only mentions this in the appendices but

the Elves left for the Undying Lands because they owed everyone a lot of money

First two are from a place called Point No Point on Kitsap, second two are from the base of the Rainier Tower. Visiting family :)

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went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

Not gonna think too much about this one since the only question is how it was faked. But this frame seems pretty clear to me.