Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand.
Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand.
I don't have time for this bullshit!
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it. π
How is HIGHLANDER so highly regarded??
Fuck you!!
I wonder what that rudimentary paste they feed Robocop tastes like. Looks nutty. π°
I'm gonna have the Howard The Duck theme song stuck in my head all month, aren't I?
I love me a 90 minute movie.βοΈπ¬
If you're subscribed to twelve streaming apps at once you're doing it wrong.
I cant imagine giving anything a 1/10 imdb rating. I've never watched a 1/10 movie before but I have to imagine it is a harrowing experience.
Pretty good is not as good as good.
Once you start staying at home, it becomes an addiction.
Just bought my first ever avocado! π₯
The Blue Beetleβs beetle shaped vehicle forms a queue on the ground as it digs in and forms a perfect circle in what is apparently wide open desert. From inside someone says, ββ β we can only proceed in a CONSTANT CIRCLEβ¦ Until the wind forever covers us in DUST.β
[ creature squawks ]
The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know Iβm mentally ill
I have a teardrop tattoo so everyone knows Iβm sad all the time.
Had enough of "online"
I will not accept lectures about political strategy from someone who owns a funko pop
owner of bologna heart
We should find the inventor of politics and kill that motherfucker.
The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.
Shopping on Ebay:
How many green pens do I actually need??
Certainly not $35 worth...
Gonna have to be a big one
my mother never told me thereβd be days like this
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I ought to buy an ottoman.
Less cluster, more fuck.
Drilling into living room floor of my apartment and striking oil
Every genie is a demon, but not every demon is a genie.