Ween have announced Shinola, Vol. 2?!!

Ken Marino driving a van and singing “Danny’s Song” but the text has been changed to read “Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering The Town Of Twin Peaks”

Love is a Battletoad

I have Trump Derangement Syndrome but instead of Donald Trump it's Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones and Melissa McCarthy all suited up and ready to kick ghost butt!

It's not gonna be a tour announcement. It's just a Record Store Day release of Kamala live from 1990.

iconic

I have one idea: the train has a series of ghouls on it. Maybe not all the time but definitely some of the time at least.

Toilets should come pre-pissed

Edward Snowdenhands

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.

I strongly urge any member of ICE, or anyone who supports ICE, if you haven't already, kill yourself.

You can't spell trumpice without Trump and ice! #FuckTrump #FuckICE #AlsoWhatTheFuckIsTrumpice #DidHeJustMakeUpTrumpiceSoHeCouldPostSomething

The Eagles wrote a whole album about this very thing.

I could be us, but I'm playing

ICE seems bad

Look. I don't know what lock-picking is and I don't pretend to know what lock-picking is. As long as it's happening behind closed doors I don't care.

If a baby and a bee had a baby it would be called a babee

If a baby bee and a bee had a baby it would be called a bee

If a baby and a baby had a baby it would be call the FB(ee)I right now please jesus christ already

And vice versa!

C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the Chud HD-2D Remake

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

1. Gomez
2. Fester
3. Pugsley
4. Wednesday
5. Lurch

Crazy that these and only these are the things I need to pick up from the grocery store later. Not sure what some of them are even.

Terrifying thought: Dr. Grinch

songs are back baby

this sucks

"I wanna fuck you like an animal but I can't because I have no genitalia just a flat green area also I never wear any clothes so everyone can see I have no genitals also" - Nine Grinch Nails

Freddie Prinze Krueger