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Irish ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช in Yorkshire ๐Ÿต๏ธ Fortean Times writer & PhD student, study folk music ๐Ÿช• & folklore ๐Ÿงš Also โค๏ธold ๐Ÿš™ cars & homebrew ๐Ÿบ Dad to 2 wee girls Music on Woodford Halse and Fenny Compton https://ryanshirlow.bandcamp.com/

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some obvious audio and FX glitches were they repaired the original film, but they werenโ€™t too intrusive, and apparently the Blu Ray improved them further.

11.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah they are still dispensed with, but there is far more (I think at least half an hours worth) on the prison inmates and the guards who become much more interesting characters. And all the lovely panning shots that give it the feel of the first two movies.

Before you get too excited there are

11.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no way!

11.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah but youโ€™re going to like it coming out of anโ€ฆ. even more!

11.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so much better it will amaze you. Completely different story in several sections. The alien does not come out of a dog for example.

11.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The repaired version restores Paul McGannโ€™s major storyline amongst other things. And has some great atmospheric shots of the planet and life in the prison.

11.03.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can see someone watching a couple of episodes maybe then breaking out the box set for the real stuff.

11.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was a lot better than Alien 3 at least (although the repaired Alien 3 edit that later sloped out quietly on DVD is a revelation)

11.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who cares about this show? The people who grew up with HP still have the original, definitive films, and the younger audience has no incentive to invest in an old story, not with Rowlingโ€™s behaviour. Who is going to sit down and watch this?

11.03.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after the worst of it passed Covid definately left me feeling stoned for a few days, low energy and the blurry eyesight

11.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

George: "I wish people would see the prequels in a more favorable light."

*Monkey paw curls finger*

11.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 224 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broke: Putting wildlife on our currency instead of our former political leaders
Woke: Putting wildlife in our parliament instead of our current political leaders

11.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I blame the squirrels for Gallipoli

11.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

havenโ€™t bothered with banknotes since they turned plastic and became much harder to fold and handle, really annoying when I have to use them now, donโ€™t spend a lot of time looking at who is on them, odds are any old badger was less of a cnut than Churchill

11.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I remember fondly the cafe in Krakow that played really extreme classical music, there was a piece like a string quartet falling over a cliff, and another cafe nearby played strange ambient cut and paste layers of baby noises and piano. I hate the whole low culture anxious fistle in UK public spaces

11.03.2026 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes itโ€™s not even a moral stand, it just sounds odd and unpleasant

11.03.2026 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ouch Pret is playing obviously AI music - โ€œsomeoneโ€ called LJWarren, the terrible lyrics, oddly effortless voice, and weird rambling directionless piano playing all warning signs itโ€™s not real, LJ himself seems to have a patchy internet profile with no real pics or backstory, viscerally horrible

11.03.2026 11:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve had the potato thing a few times, but it was sort of good natured and it stopped when I asked for it stop. I know sometimes people want to feel they can relax and joke around, but if someone doesnโ€™t find it funny, then it needs to stop.

10.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This exact thing happened to me regularly when working in hospitality when I first moved to Leeds. That was about eight years ago, and I thought that then it would have been a thing of the past.

10.03.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve had the potato thing a few times, but it was sort of good natured and it stopped when I asked for it stop. I know sometimes people want to feel they can relax and joke around, but if someone doesnโ€™t find it funny, then it needs to stop.

10.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldnโ€™t normally amplify this garbage but there are plenty of โ€œprogressivesโ€ on here who have repeatedly denied to me this bollocks still goes on.

10.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Leeds firm boss repeatedly shouted 'potato' at Irish employee A book-keeper has been awarded more than ยฃ23,000 at an employment tribunal in Leeds.

Sorry to see Irish people still having to put up with this sort of nonsense

10.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screen in lift displaying the Windows Screen of Death

Screen in lift displaying the Windows Screen of Death

Hmm I might wait for another lift

10.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

also, what punctuation *is* missing from that sentence?

10.03.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man taking a shower with the words " it 's cold " on the bottom Alt: Cold Shower gif

For years we had a perfect system: spray the shower at your feet until you get the right temperature.

This worked for most people, in most hotels.

But then the evil Shower Lords fought back! One wrong move and you trigger the freezing Trap Shower secretly & inexplicably installed in the ceiling.

10.03.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Temu?

10.03.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only possible response to this is for Dublin Zoo to open a permanent Drag House where gender non-conforming dancers cavort and fling their shit at the glass partition.

09.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow, are rules about tyres like a socialism?

09.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mine do the same

09.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a rather scraggly Paddington from the live musical

a rather scraggly Paddington from the live musical

the skull faced โ€œmocking bearโ€ from Annihilation

the skull faced โ€œmocking bearโ€ from Annihilation

Gosh Paddington is looking a bit rough

09.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0