Chris Gray โญโญ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ's Avatar

Chris Gray โญโญ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

@chriostoir

Utter gobshite. Blocker of unsolicited DMs. Lover, moose wrangler, Tory baiter, FuckTrumper, chandelier polisher, helmet denter, world record holder, righter of wrongs, champion of the downtrodden, CPO, loud shouty music listener, part time langer #OneRace

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13.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow - who knew Prince William's pen-name was Phil Miass...

13.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope. I usually get my caber tossed when we visit Braemar in Scotland.
This time, I am giving the keynote speech at the Rio de Janeiro Vajazzling Brazilians Conference.
Your mother will be on the beach recovering from her lurgy and getting her lips round some peenie coladas. โ›ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿน

13.03.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get the shotgun out...

13.03.2026 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brazil, baby...! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

13.03.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You need to rub Vick on your chest.

*rings Vick...*

13.03.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When even white South Africans think your country is too violent and fascist...

13.03.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@gtrplayingman.bsky.social you get a follow for being the 1,000th like on this post! It's been stuck on 999 all fucking day and my OCD has been driving me ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.03.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I called someone a fuppin' grasshole once...
(h/t Father Ted).

12.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The stupid cunt meant 'incursion', didn't he...

#Iran

12.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feeling safe, America...?

12.03.2026 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rochambeau, lizard, Spock...?
๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸฆŽ๐Ÿ––

12.03.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump couldn't find his arse with both hands, never mind a feckin Iranian sleeper cell...

12.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Epstein

11.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure the US has been terrorizing 3rd world countries for much longer than that.
Also, the current regime in Iran is a direct result of the US/UK backed coup that removed Mossaddegh from power in 1953.

11.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BTW, I apologise if I miss replying or acknowledging some comments - my posts don't usually get this type of engagement.๐Ÿ˜ฌ

11.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Israeli playbook.

11.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More of a Hydra really...

11.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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War? What WAR? We already won the war... and btw, it wasn't a war.

11.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could be right. He'll most likely just declare 'victory' and shag off. I imagine Netanyahu will be hoping to keep it going as long as possible.

11.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe. I'm not sure #Trump even knows what day of the week it is. His foreign policy is dictated by Putin and Netanyahu, via their proxies - the two real estate gangsters, a deeply bitter closeted gay, and Nosferatu.

11.03.2026 07:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you end a war, when you don't know why you started it in the first place?

#Trump #Iran

11.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1002 ๐Ÿ” 147 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Monty Python - Spam
Monty Python - Spam YouTube video by zumpzump

youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE?...

09.03.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe he ate 'table d'hรดte' and not 'ร  la carte'... ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. I'm agreeing with you. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

09.03.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed. What's your point?

09.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0