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Farmer, conservationist, cow whisperer, dog wrangler, cat lover, baker and quilter. Though usually not all at the same time.

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It is important to remember that cows are basically toddlers with horns. They are curious, they put everything in their mouths and they like to scratch and rub on things. And they poop indiscriminately - which means that in winter they cause water quality problems in riparian areas

12.03.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spring break breaks the TSA

11.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

$.30 and 30% are vastly different. In my case 30% is $1.20/gallon

11.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the type of money that really never gets old is OLD money!

03.03.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In the world of ultra processed salty sweet almost food I believe that this represents a pinnacle in gastronomic engineering and manufacture. NGL 16 yo me kinda wants to try it. Adult me would have to chase it with Mylanta!!

03.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with his hands on his hips and says well . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with his hands on his hips and says well .

Great. Now we are in a proxy war for at least two other countries.

02.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They taste like biscuits with sugar on them. But what's not to love about that?

02.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Winning!!

02.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OTOH I was glad to see that everyone's favorite MeeMaw @TheRealThelmaJohnson was still with us when someone posted a screen grab from her yesterday

01.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude. Time to break out the Dawn. But pro tip cleaning it in the bathtub upsets the wife!!

28.02.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you also have toast. It's totally a breakfast food

28.02.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been putting it off. Perhaps a bit longer

28.02.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But your pen addiction...did it cure your pen addiction?? Everyone hates grading. No one is addicted to that!

24.02.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But do the NYC plows have names??

23.02.2026 06:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well that is a rather ๐Ÿ’ฉ reply

22.02.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Party lines

22.02.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wild that people don't know that not everyone had cable TV growing up. Network TV, PBS and one rather weird local independent that ran Portland Wrestling at 11pm on Saturdays

22.02.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curling enters the chat

22.02.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well hell. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

22.02.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BBC "I'm sorry I haven't a clue!!"

20.02.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is a Hans Christian Anderson story. They tend to be moralistic. And that is OKAY

20.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stone Soup is such a thing. Early intro to mutual aid.

19.02.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nature just naturing all over the place right there

19.02.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why not both?

19.02.2026 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lemon filling??

17.02.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover of the children's book "The Emperor's New Clothes" featuring a  preening emperor wearing nothing but underwear prancing by a fawning crowd and one alarmed little boy!

Cover of the children's book "The Emperor's New Clothes" featuring a preening emperor wearing nothing but underwear prancing by a fawning crowd and one alarmed little boy!

EVERY time I see Trump do something self-aggrandizing I ask "Didn't anyone read the "Emperor's New Clothes??" as a kid??" Was that lesson lost on you??

16.02.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a squirrel is standing on a curling stone in front of a blue sign that says out ALT: a squirrel is standing on a curling stone in front of a blue sign that says out

It just cracks me up that everyone is talking about curling like they've been life long fans

14.02.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since 3rd grade friends are the best

13.02.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Rhianna is such a voluptuous momma. Have you seen her kid schlepping skilz? She is amazing!

13.02.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes images are sacred. A logo based on cultural images without acknowledgement, attributution and permission Ithat generates $$$ is appropriation

13.02.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0