Brandon Moore

I’m on my way to the grocery store to see if this has lower the price of eggs yet.

Someone who was a friend of my late wife dropped off some old pictures. I don’t know how a dork like me ever ended up with her and I miss her terribly still.

Our military’s size and budget practically guarantees that we will always be at war or on the brink of war. Overgrown children can’t keep their hands off their loudest and shiniest toys for long.

Bandit, this phone and find Kimmy. The rebellion needs these memes.

Eventually after they take all the platforms away from us I’ll be forced to send you a telegram of Lindsey Buckingham

It's all worth it knowing that Joe Rogan doesn't have to worry about who's using which bathroom.

Looking good guys

And just like that we all let our guard down....

Oh I have. And this post was not only unsurprising but kind of expected.

Sure, it’s inspiring by @beckybunzy.bsky.social but really, as soon as I saw this I thought @saxmike71.bsky.social bares some of the blame.

Well we’re all just learning here

Well played Becky

I’m like the Easter Bunny, but instead of eggs and chocolate I leave typos.

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans when crazy when President Obama wore a tan suit. 🤷‍♂️

It’s the reality we all agreed to when we hit the follow button.

And it shows us why we end up at the same stupid crossroads time and time again. Our mistakes ignored because our mistakes repeated , on and on until the next group finally knocks us down and they repeat the exercise.

She’s the entire Village People

He has the glazed over look of a man about to spend yet another evening masturbating to a Rambo movie

I hope her dog was evacuated before the announcement was made.

I consider them Bluesky’s Lord of the Rings.

Operation Epstein Distraction will continue into any country that stands in our way (as long as it doesn’t contain White Peoples)

And before anyone asks, all of my toes are natural.

Never underestimate the fear white people have of being a minority and the idea that they will get treated exactly how they treated everyone else.

Fine, here’s my other ankle, along with my whole size 14 foot. I guess we’ll call it even.

So you don’t think it’s all going to be worth it when you see that new White House ballroom?

I’ve always thought it is because he has no morals or beliefs, so everyone imposes what they believe on him and tell themselves that he represents them. He doesn’t care as long as he gets power, money and amnesty from his crimes. Plus White People probably think red hats make them look slimmer.

He's never stopped at one round before...