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hello. i draw horny stuff. 28 yo dude. πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”ž

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i just saw someone with a HUGE cock say "i think i have a big cock until i realize there are ones so big, they look like my hard while they're flaccid"

people are INSANE. men are INSANE.

06.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more than caring and selfworth, it kinda seems to be telling people above average dicks are more satisfying and anything below is not and thats not very chill. i'd still be sad about this even if i was like, big idk.

05.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm still not used to guys with way bigger dicks than mine finding me hot, i am sorry. you really mean that? :'d

05.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im gonna make everyone mad by saying this, but i am still gonna say it and it's true anyway.

this would get so many more reposts, likes etc if my dick was bigger and y'all know it lol.

i am not even feeling insecure saying this. i am just saying that's the sad reality. the internet wants them big.

05.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

too close to the mic but eh yeah lol

05.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

blood in my balls sounds infernal

05.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

limiting?

05.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fupa is damaging my mental tho lol.

why is it damaging anyway?

05.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

liposuction

05.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh they're not that cheap actually :'d

04.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i could maybe do that. ty actually.

i was thinking of using those wooden pallets used in warehouses but they need to be in specific sizes too, so idk.

04.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ngl tho, it also shows me dick size barely matters lmao. it pokes the prostate which makes me feel like pissing quite well when it's barely half in lol

04.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i tried using my dildo. again.

i mean it sometimes felt nice, made it feel like i was gonna piss even, when i found a good angle.

but i mostly dont feel much.

and it makes me sad ngl. why cant i enjoy it like everyone else, dude? why is it always just a few secs?

04.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it's 2026 and this is still an issue. wtf even.

04.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my bed broke the other day. it has these very bad quality and thin wooden slabs, so one of them finally gave in. now, my mattress is on the floor.

i am pissed off, but also kinda having fun, cause it feels like i am camping or having a pyjama party... by myself...

04.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

;v

04.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

heh what

04.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dig in

04.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sad news is i'm not a bottom. even a 15 cm dildo feels too much. and a lot dudes on the internet are waaaayyy bigger than that, so no way lol.

i like getting rimmed tho.

04.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ty i guess :'d

04.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well i dont like me fat specifically down there tho, so yeah

04.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

heh

04.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

think i'll jerk off to the hajime, baloo and luxray ones later....

04.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tyty :p

04.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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eyy they're done. i'll post them seperately too. i like posting them in one canvas first

04.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is a good Pic of me #nudes

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