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father - writer - comedian - professional disc golfer - Trekkie - pianist - callipygian

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See also: TaskMaster.

11.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man says you and me both in front of a poster ALT: a man says you and me both in front of a poster
09.03.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Student Bodies.

08.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no reach here, but I like the cut of your jib.

07.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Go back to sleep. Trust me."

07.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The older I get, the more I unironically like most of Chumbawumba's songs.

06.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lost a bet, huh?

06.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another fine example of "is it famous literature or is it a @themountaingoats.bsky.social lyric"?

04.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's from shaking necks with so many people.

02.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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skeletor from masters of the universe is flexing his muscles and saying curses ... foiled again . ALT: skeletor from masters of the universe is flexing his muscles and saying curses ... foiled again .
02.03.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ

02.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The world's most interesting leprechaun.

01.03.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am a boy, and I approve of this message.

01.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to post this with the goal of getting 4000 likes.

Prediction: I get one, and it's from @aaronsbell.bsky.social .

28.02.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kelly not even on the list? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

27.02.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There will never come a day where this doesn't being me at least a small amount of joy.

25.02.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fact: NPR fact checkers can type 40,000 words per minute and research twice that fast.

Bonus Fact: they will still fall behind.

24.02.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, as I was just typing, Stamets and Culber would like a word.

24.02.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On the wall in our living room. ๐Ÿ˜

24.02.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super yay! YOU TWO get to control the 2026 narrative! Congrats.

21.02.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually think Mark Kelly should be higher on this list (certainly higher than Newsome). He's great at messaging, he's military (*and* and freaking astronaut), and he's the best safe-white-man option the Dems have if they decide to go that route.

20.02.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Indeed

20.02.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Yoda Crimp, you mean...

18.02.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who claimed the 22-year-old record?

18.02.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who knew Lusty Argonian Maid porn was so big in Nevada?

14.02.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You definitely won't because you'll die from measlolio in, like, two weeks.

12.02.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And no matter what, Worf was always wrong. ๐Ÿ˜†

12.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Describe your Bluesky account in three words:

permanent incognito mode

12.02.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love @themountaingoats.bsky.social and I'll be the first to admit I truly understand about 8% of his lyrics.

09.02.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0