The Official Darth_Sateus™

request from Tumblr, turns out I've never properly drawn the new Doom Archvile yet 🤔

Hey folks, taxes are approaching and I'm gonna owe on them because I'm American and work entirely on the internet 😎

So if anyone needs a commission you should choose me 🗣🔥

#art #artist #commissions #commissionsopen

Look Outside

Hey y'all. I wouldn't normally do this until I finish all of my previous commissions but I need your help rn.

We just got our power back on after spending a full day in the dark, I currently have until the 20th to put together $200 for the electric or else it gets shut off again.

DMs OPEN

Hi Vix

Ok not that much abysmal dogshit bru, gtfo of here

I gotta remember to use this app more so my feed isn’t so milk toast

Like yeah I came here to get away from Twitter crap, but I still need some abysmal dogshit in my life

Shut your god damn mouths

I hate it when the romance in a piece of media is so peak it makes me fangirl

doom if it was good (2023)

#doom

I am in fact aware that that one gif of a guy vaporizing some tactical dudes is from X-Men: Legion, I used it as direct reference

INCIDENT 985: JERMA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
(one of my most popular tweeter posts)

Help me

Tony used to eat cheeseburgers

An Archie character I have yet to piss off

Yahoo

She’d probably find it funny if nothing else

I’m sure seeing the weekly "That’s crazy" post wouldn’t kill her

It’s working

They actually think I’m cool

Since this place is actually tolerable maybe I can get gf to make an acc

A dark striped tabby cat sits on a white shag rug with an utterly blank expression. A toy mouse on a string sits at his feet and a colorful tunnel toy is behind him.

Look at my dumb boy. His name is Soup.

EB and DoomSlayer doodles I did after the announcement of Dark Ages ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

#ocxcanon

Old Dark Ages Doomguy wip

#doomthedarkages

But at what cost…

That’s not the one I meant

It’s a new sensation to not be hit with abhorrent dogshit after scrolling past every 10 or so posts

Well at least it wasn’t the one with Heavy

Oscar this is horrible

I can’t just type cock anymore and expect 50 likes at the least