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Haley

@carcrashheart

Punk rocker. Math lover. Poor man’s comedian @likethewolfe on twitter πŸ“Los Angeles, 27, she/they

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David Lynch said it bestβ€” fix your hearts or die

11.06.2025 07:11 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

1 in 12 Americans live in California.

1 in 35 Americans live in LA County.

LA is America

09.06.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 15518 πŸ” 3762 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 97

It is so frustrating when people say that Trump needs a pretext to escalate or a reason to be authoritarian. There is no justification for either and he has already done both without needing an excuse. This is what abusers do. They victimize regardless of what their victims do

08.06.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 1520 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 17

kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

07.06.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 17239 πŸ” 4690 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 221
Someone on Twitter writes: "Derek would you ever consider doing a thread on how transmascs can dress well and have clothing that helps hides hips and stuff? Only advice I've gotten are straight leg jeans and a boxy shirt"

Someone on Twitter writes: "Derek would you ever consider doing a thread on how transmascs can dress well and have clothing that helps hides hips and stuff? Only advice I've gotten are straight leg jeans and a boxy shirt"

I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧡

20.05.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 8321 πŸ” 2231 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 262
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Yosemite climbers unfurl transgender pride flag on iconic El Capitan The group of LGBTQ activist climbers said the flag, which is 55 feet by 35 feet, is the largest ever displayed on the face of the world-famous rock climbing destination.

Yosemite climbers unfurl transgender pride flag on iconic El Capitan

For @nbcnews.com:
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20.05.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 7103 πŸ” 1379 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 108

they should invent a second Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that's just for Weird Al.

29.04.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Also, I just want to say that there are parts of Sinners that are ALSO HILARIOUS and that’s part of why it has huge staying power.

26.04.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The framing of gay being okay because it’s not a choice isn’t my favorite framing because in my gay opinion I don’t think it matters whether it’s a choice. There’s just simply nothing wrong with it

22.04.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 3119 πŸ” 339 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 47

The White Lotus/Gemstones Walton Goggins double shot has never been more jarring

07.04.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

have you ever tried this one

04.04.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

04.04.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 30251 πŸ” 2844 πŸ’¬ 443 πŸ“Œ 369

This week’s righteous gemstones might be an instant classic episode of TV

01.04.2025 05:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

None of this shit even has the pretense of β€œhomeland security” or whatever other lies they would typically tell. It is specifically for protesting another country’s genocide. Not violently. Not even all that aggressively. Just saying please stop killing.

26.03.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 881 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Righteous gemstones is back and I am laughing out loud!! Give Danny McBride anything he wants

17.03.2025 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some great anti-Orca propaganda happening on doctor odyssey this week

14.03.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom is so cool. Pure ambition, no values or even loosely held beliefs, assesses the current situation looking for a lane and instantly settles on People Are Into Evil Guys Now and sticks the pivot. Perfect clarity of purpose. He would be a danger to all those around him in any job he had.

12.03.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 6894 πŸ” 826 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 76

As a middle school teacher I really am god’s strongest soldier. Two days in a row children have commented on the big pimple on my face smh

11.03.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful

07.03.2025 05:23 πŸ‘ 7981 πŸ” 1451 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 34

Admin talked to us today about chronic absenteeism at school this semester - gee we’ve only had wild fires, covid, political protests, on top of everything else we normally deal with jfc

05.03.2025 07:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me or is every app interface absolute dog shit now? apple photos is practically unusable

05.03.2025 06:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know it’s not important, but it really pisses me off how big the font on the m*ga hat is now. Just ugly as fuck and made for old people to read across the parking lot

03.03.2025 06:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Conan hosted the Oscars and we had an earthquake, LA has never been more back

03.03.2025 06:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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channeling elton john at his event, two icons πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

03.03.2025 04:40 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Supporting actor is maybe the most stacked category. Love Kieran of course but every one of them deserved it

03.03.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love da movies and I love Conan!! #Oscars

03.03.2025 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best to ever do it

03.03.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the brilliant things our current iteration of oligarchs did is get people to conceive of free speech as being able to call your coworkers slurs rather than using it to say stuff like why are my tax dollars subsidizing your billionaire ass

28.02.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 3434 πŸ” 692 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 15