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Comic Book Men - They sell a Werewolf By Night comic that was .25 cents for $350.

Judy Is a Dick Slap YouTube video by Belle & Sebastian - Topic

If you didn't know about this song...now you do.
Belle & Sebastian
Judy is a dickslap
youtu.be/twgHMbGxrX4

All that snow melted faster than tRump let's out lies.

I've gone 1 yr with no Amazon Prime, Netflix, Paramount+ or Disney/Hulu.
I haven't seen any of the new Fallout, none of the last season of The Umbrella Academy, none of the last season of Stranger Things.
I HAD MGM+ waiting for the 3rd season of #FromOnMGM. I liked that series. Season 4 is in April.

Never forget this...

Tried these Marty's Big Buns today..for when you REALLY like to clean up seeds from every surface, every crack, every crevice, every..where.

Tell a new age communist that a gov rep will be coming by their home to "appropriate" items they own to give to less fortunate people who need it more than they do, and they'd throw a temper tantrum.
But...it's MINE!!!!

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2026 reality dating show: I need to find a man!
Here I am, sticking my tongue out and crossing my eyes like online, wannabe onlyfans strippers do who copy hentai porn of underaged girls.
Me:

Welcome to MARCH in the DMV area. Snow...

It MIGHT be snowy out in DC.

A nazi "alpha male" acts like a little bitch when he doesn't like his photos.

Apt managers: We had a short 🔥🚨 this am & a tenant seeing smoke in the hallway, pulled the fire alarm. Fire dept came & cleared the area. Thank you for being patient when it was raining.
Everyone: BULLSHIT. No Fire trucks came. We sat down there a LONG time. No one gave an all clear.

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Mr Twig is jealous

Buzzed

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 323!

They "claim" there is a possible threat to the west coast from Iran. I would NOT be surprised if this gov creates fake attacks on the west coats because *checks notes...the Gov of CA embarrasses the 🍊💩 on a reg basis.

I joined the Navy while a school friend joined the Marines. She always seemed cool until she retired & went 💯 tRumper. Then her son (A grown ass man) joined & got hurt. She bitched about her "baby" being hurt.
Me: He is not a baby & you're on the wrong side. Repubs don't give a shit about vets.

And you're overestimating the average right wingers intelligence

We're talking about the same morons running the gov.

Jones making Sunset Sarsaparilla from Fallout

Nevermind...zero sugar and owned by the same people who make redcon1

Wait..WHAT??? Jolt is back?

#junkfood #ramen

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Godzilla bowls