Drank a Celsius on an empty stomach earlier and omg…I felt like I was on whatever Slayyyter was singing about.
04.03.2026 19:43
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Drank a Celsius on an empty stomach earlier and omg…I felt like I was on whatever Slayyyter was singing about.
The Big Arch from McDonald’s has piqued some interest….
Kim Petras filmed a music video in the park that I walk through every single day but i somehow didn't see her
Bloomf and I spending all our time at the gym discussing new fast food menu items 🙂↕️
Tostitos scoops bag advertises “no added MSG” … like okay I wasn’t expecting you to do that anyway? Whatever..
Sky Ferreira playing at Wawa
Yeah that’s great, anyway what’s the status of the Q1 report? Boss wants an update by EOD ☺️
An air fryer is such a coworker appliance..
Had to use find my iPhone to figure out which gym locker my stuff was in cuz I forgot
a bumper sticker reading "KEEP HONKING! I'M YIELDING TO PEDESTRIANS AS I AM REQUIRED TO DO BY LAW"
a bumper sticker reading "KEEP HONKING! I'M CORRECTLY PERFORMING A ZIPPER MERGE"
a bumper sticker reading "KEEP HONKING I'M NOT SPEEDING IN A SCHOOL ZONE"
working on a Massachusetts collection
If Emmymade has 1 million fans, I am one of them
If Emmymade has 5 fans, I am one of them
If Emmymade has 1 fan, that one is me
If Emmymade has no fans, I am no longer alive
If the world is against Emmymade, I am against the entire world
Good hockey trade will have you caged on the Zamboni…
Especially in a parking garage…their days are numbered
Forgot to pack utensils and no time to go to cafeteria so I am eating my roasted turnip and rutabaga with a coffee stirrer at my desk
Had to look the waiter in the eye and tell him I wanted the “fuck me noodle bowl” … and tbh it tasted so good and was worth the embarrassment
Silver Linings Tradebook
Like…let’s just press record and keep doing our job mamas
Runny nose, temperature probe in lab malfunctioned, AND my Clif bar got stuck in the vending machine…it’s okay I’m okay.
Do NOT listen to LUX at the gym…I got goosebumps in my short shorts on the hip abductor machine!!! 😭😭😭
Just saw Meredith marks…I’m shaking.
I’m so sick…
I literally wake up to the smell of egg like how normal ppl wake up to coffee…it’s normalized here
Meeeee w my Parmesan cheese hydroflask 😍😍😍
The concept of the listicle as a literary form …
standing in front of the fun house mirror at the gym that makes me look skinny, standing there for 20 min, and logging it as a workout on my Apple Watch
