Dr McCoy telling his captain that the Red Shirt he was having a regular bisexuality liason with, won't be coming this week, because he secretly married an alien and went away on honeymoon.
“He’s wed, Jim.”
"So, in conclusion: indeed, in the most conclusion-y of conclusions that have ever concluded (or, as this esteemed amd enthusiatic author prefers: conclud) the conclusion can only - without a shadow of a doubt - be thus:....."
Anytime x
Looking handsome AF. 🥰
The power of abs!
🫂
Don't tempt me with a good time! 😘
Looks good enough for me!
Surely its just the camera lens steaming up? 😶🌫️
Honestly?
More relatable than most world book day marketing posts.
Oh, she's a cheap date!
Best not let anyone take advantage of you in this tipsy state. (Especially as I'm not close enough to do it myself) x
Best offer Ive had today 😘
That we know of.
Behind closed doors? Who knows what these celebrities get up to.
Is ice cream extra?
I like the sound of the "Fully Sublimated Homosexual"
I was going to say Lawrence Fox, but, that's a slur against the profession calling *him* an actor.
I'll go for someone much more talented:
Urgh.
Uneducated, bigoted, AND bitchy.
The trifecta of cuntishness.
I can offer a choice of Roku gin, Ruddy Good Gin (a local to my brother gin I got for Xmas), or a No. 1 Shed Gin.
They sound delightful!
Enjoy the drink, sweetheart. X
You see it too!
How about a Gin and Tonic for you?
It me!
One of Alfredos muffins, where the blueberries look like eyes on a round face
Is ot just me, or does the one at the front look like something Tim Burton would draw?
Hey, as long as it tastes good!
What wine are we having?
Yes, I know what you mean; just be selective with your outings. 😁
No, no, no.
I dont want to *is* an acceptable reason!
"What do you mean its not on? I can see me in my little window! Look I'm waving! Huh. Must be something your end?"
Better phrased than my god to:
"I'd come out, but there's going to be people there."
I love that your first thought was about the cats loving it though 😊
Rogue: side.
