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@bwoodward49

Knower of stuff. Frequently wrong, maybe. Heroin free over 40 years Fresno State Baseball, SF Giants, SF 49ers. My life's goal is to not be a jerk. Old and decrepit but healthy. 76-ish No Crypto. No romance. No investments. Slava Ukraini. Free Tibet.

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Two icons of cinema.

09.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's what I'd do.

09.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting the barbecue?

09.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iran was planning on attacking Mars, according to Trump.
And, Uranus too!

09.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By later that year I was shooting anything I could get through a needle. Crank, barbs, coke, junk. Whatever.
By November I got Hep B.
It put me down for 2 months.
Couldn't get out of bed.
As yellow as a banana.

09.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In 1968 I shot heroin fir the first time. There were 4 of us who wanted to try it.
2 of us liked it and 2 didn't. O looooved it! It was like liquid chocolate corduroy inside you.
The 2 who hated it did well in their lives. Me, not so much.
The other guy overdosed a year later.
I got out alive.

09.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If I was born in Monterey and my name was Jack, then if I joined a biker gang they'd call me "Monterey Jack".
I'd like that.

08.03.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel a false flag attack coming.

08.03.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They cut off the last part of his sentence.
It finishes with the words, "except by me".

08.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet he wishes he could just disappear.

08.03.2026 06:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just finished watching this series.
Fantastic! Such a good plot and great writing. If you like murder mysteries check this one out.

08.03.2026 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maralago

08.03.2026 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were good 50 or 60 years ago.
I haven't had a good one in years.

05.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be fun go see if Jesus got excited sitting next to Marilyn.
And, Groucho wondering if he could have any luck?

04.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus, Marilyn Monroe, and Groucho Marx.
I'd serve them pizza and Diet Coke.

04.03.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The height of cynicism.

02.03.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not arguing your point, except to say that there are always variables. And, no revolution is successful unless a certain percentage of the population supports it.
That's especially true today.
100 years ago a strong group could overthrow a government.
Technology has made it more unlikely.

02.03.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That depends upon what the revolution is trying to accomplish.
The revolutionaries may be worse than the existing government.

02.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Didn't anyone ever tell Trump.that it's bad manners to wear your hat inside the house?

02.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

28.02.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 10794 ๐Ÿ” 2972 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111 ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

They're all Russian plants anyhow.

01.03.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn! A few days too late!

01.03.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not too many people listen to what Bill Clinton has to say these days.
With all the other news I'm not surprised that it's gone unnoticed.

So anyway, what's your point?

01.03.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a scene in the latest Jurassic Park movie where a young guy is in the jungle taking a piss. You can hear the piss hitting the ground.
A dinosaur is sneaking up behind him.
I'm thinking, I wish I could still piss like that!

01.03.2026 06:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

01.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 11934 ๐Ÿ” 4143 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 598 ๐Ÿ“Œ 285
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So now you genocidal fucks are suddenly concerned about "unprovoked acts of armed aggression," huh?

Get the fuck out of Ukraine.

28.02.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 562 ๐Ÿ” 137 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

You can slug a drink. But, you probably dont want to drink a slug!

27.02.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PLEASE REPOST. AND THEN AGAIN.

27.02.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please take care...

27.02.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, you can also post a link to the song.

27.02.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0