HJ Armstrong

Plotting something, obvs.

It's just an idea. shootmenintospace.com

Sweet dreams from adoptable kitty, Miley! Miss Miley loves cozying up in her cubby for naps and household supervision! She is as sweet as can be and is going to be a lovely forever family member. Miley is 6 years old and she is looking to be the one and only kitty in her forever home.

New Social Security numbers for everyone (ASAP, please)!

‘Lies that undermine our democracy’: Arizona governor slams FBI election probe “Arizonans are tired of election conspiracies."

Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs (D) and several Democratic officials and voting rights organizations have denounced the FBI’s decision to subpoena records related to the 2020 presidential election in Arizona’s Maricopa County. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Listen to Brent.

Aw, man. I saw him in San Diego in 2017. He was awesome. ☹️

I wish them peace, strength, safety and happiness.

How I woke up this morning.

I don't often get emotional seeing the dogs off as I know they get a forever home and it free's up some space.

But seeing Twix leave yesterday was hard as I've known him since feeding him as a dumped tiny puppy. He's made it off the streets!!!

About how many gallons of gas do you think I could buy with a kidney?

😢

Something that has been making me feel despondent all day is how I’ve heard so many reports of homes in Tehran with their windows blown out due to the explosions. No respite from this toxicity, not even inside.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

a vintage photograph a woman wiring a very old computer system

you’re not a real developer unless you’re a woman wiring a computer by hand

Good!

Tonight calls for beer and chocolate.

A round up of staff photos to end your weekend.

Dottie caught by Lyss, hanging on dearly to the weekend

Ebi giving serious, 'feed me' energy directly to Caitlin's camera

And then Abby caught Marigold and Dexter snuggling on the cat tree in the sunlight

We hope you all had an amazing weekend 💚

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

I hope Mr. Oliver had the best birthday ever.

Is it really a war?

Play along with Andrew Heaton's new game show.

Me, to my bleary-eyed self this morning: Gotta wake up, gotta wake up, bitch, get up!

Turning the clocks forward to a time when he's finally dead

Explosion hits US embassy in Oslo, causing minor damage, thick smoke The U.S. embassy in ​Oslo was hit by a loud explosion early ‌on Sunday, causing minor damage but no injuries, Norwegian police said.

www.reuters.com/world/europe...

I dreamed there was a ramen hospital and all the treatments were ramen.

Stella ❤️

A small white cat with tabby patches lying on a bed making biscuits on a persons leg.

A small white cat with a brown tabby patch on his head looking up at you from his soft bed. He’s holding his catnip turtle.

A small white cat with a brown tabby patch on his head and a brown tabby tail lying in his soft bed.

A small white cat with a brown tabby patch on his head sleeping on a bed. You can see his pink and brown tie beans.

Hey Baton Rouge and New Orleans folks, I think we’re ready to start looking for a home for Patches. He’s a sweet little guy, neutered, got his rabies and FeLV shots, and he’s a big fan of inside life. He’s FIV+, but I think he can be integrated with FIV- cats with training and supervision.

Not having to deal with DST may be the one good thing about living in Arizona.

margot the dog looking particularly small and stubborn sitting in the middle of the kitchen (c.2020). it's giving the shining twins

to leave you must answer her riddles three

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!