Turkish Airlines take-off advert roulette. Do we get the Smug Actor stalking a woman while muttering "Türkiye"?
or.... do we get Hayal Edince which means I'll be a sobbing mess?
youtu.be/oSD0YigRW3o?...
We're very sure who we're blowing up
November Susie Wiles ouch
Wiles wants to put to end a myth ghat Trump is a warmaker
Vanity Fair's Susie Wiles interview has Aaaaged
So ... Trump has started guessing his lackey's shoe sizes, buying shoes for them, and making them wear them.
You know, a perfectly sane, normal, presidential, non-dementia thing to do.
And the servile lickspittles are all now walking around, best as they can, in the wrong shoes. Here's Rubio.
someone went "we have maybe 5 flights a day but that doesn't mean we can't dream"
giant silver beetle of an airport. diggerd glimpsed in distance
btw, they've rebuilt the other local airport which was a cute little shed and it's so weird.
a cat climbing a tree
No, YOU are sat at the airport looking at photos of the cat taking you for a walk
a hotel reception guarded by a cat
There is no cat in this photo
laptop perched on cat
limited work is happening
man trapped under cat
no, i cannot work right now sorry
I considered doing this joke but then realised i would have to live with myself afterwards
cat on top of stairs
here's the half-nosed cat who hangs out on my terrace. seems happy enough with life, considering.
The Antagonists by William Haggard - grubby 60s spy thriller. His books are a breath of stale air - horrid day drunks in stuffy rooms conspire against each other. Women chainsmoke breastily. #greenpenguincrime
Werther's originals in Turkey
pensioner Viagra has made it to the village supermarket
an auton, a living plastic mannequin from TV's dr who
A Turkish language influencer has started looksmaxxing and his photos are now:
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ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people
a winding track through snow to a sinister tower
Dark Tower looked pretty good on the way to market today
World Service: The Dark İs Rising
World Service a bit on the nose this morning
silhouette of a cat on a roof
Street Cat hunting on the mosque roof
Occasionally the internet radio is insane here
Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …
Dear Shabana,
Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.
she's innocent! it's the cat with half a nose who now lives on the terrace
why did my brain do that? "this bag was dry yesterday today it is wet i must restore order and now i smell like a box hedge"
tidying the store room. found a plastic bag. picked it up. realised it was wet. instinctively shook it.
covered myself in cat pee.
wow 🤗
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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