Third one for me.
I give my son £20 to get his mum something and that’s job done.
14.03.2026 10:22
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Third one for me.
I give my son £20 to get his mum something and that’s job done.
My mum is dead and I don’t talk to the mother of my children.
Really takes the pressure off on Mother’s Day.
Got to look at the positives.
He used to do great Vines. Colleague small talk. “Soon be the weekend. Soon be bloody Christmas!”
He also popularised the concept of having a ‘solo pint and a big go on your phone’.
My entire life consists of making plans in advance and then hoping someone cancels them.
That’s sure to be good.
Fuck me that headline reads sinister.
Gerrard’s Law
Same halls as Jack Straw? I’d keep that to yourself.
Saw someone refer to Ian Huntley as an ‘idiot’ earlier. I guess that makes Harold Shipman a ruddy pillock.
I actually admire how much of a skiver Moz is. Not great if you’ve got a ticket for his show, but still very admirable.
He can borrow mine, as on the dashboard there is a light that never goes out.
Got that lovely biblical rain here in NE9.
Happy Bert day 🥳
The newsagent at Gateshead interchange still has a vast array of grot mags. Every time I pass I swell with pride. Maybe we’re not done yet.
We all thought George Best was mint because he drove fast cars and shagged fit birds, but when “HSTIKKYTOKKY” does it, it’s the end of the word.
Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo
I have had cause to speak to Ruth Badger through work. A proud moment.
He has managed to squeeze a 20 year career out of simply being around when Arctic Monkeys got big. Fair play.
His brother was released on licence a few years ago.
One is a camp scouser who loves his nan, and the other was on X Factor.
The furry triangle
Neither is he!
He is dead so you will never be unblocked 😢
I do kind of love it when tinpot clubs try to work a bit of promo like this.
Like when Squirrel Town FC make an enquiry about Messi.
Second time today I’ve quoted someone’s post (not in an arsey way) and they’ve immediately deleted it.
Kinsky gets the boot.
He was being a bit smug with me which is why I insulted him, but I deffo overstepped the mark.
