Can’t libel the dead!
10.03.2026 14:25
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Can’t libel the dead!
Meme. Texts from a contact named “Babe” read “Is it what I think it is? $15,199.24 out of our checking account?1?” above a photo of somebody ordering $15,199.24 worth of Schwarber Team USA jerseys.
She’s going to LOVE it ❤️
Ed, you’re a good man but goddamn it’s simply not a good look that the average age of Springfield Democrats is above the retirement age.
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The war on Iran doesn't happen without Biden
I wish I could see what Tatum would say if he had never seen this version of Queta before.
“Is this one of the ten best centers on the planet??”
Sex with Aaron Rodgers?
What’s her deal? When did she lose her mind?
Cursed knowledge
Fuckin A man
“Marge, I’m not gonna lie to you.”
*pause*
“So long!”
at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run
Looks like poutine. I’m hoping there are cheese curds in there too!
Hell yeah dude
There’s a company called Dad Grass that makes edibles and drinks that are like that. Heck there’s even NA beers now with THC in them. Go Brewing makes some, and their NA beers are excellent.
As close to an actual real-life Wilhelm Scream as I've ever heard
James Van Der Beek (1977-2026) 🤍
I just don’t want to see my two online dads be mad at each other
I chime in with haven’t you kids ever heard of
Not puking all over the floor
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity.
And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding.
www.wired.com/story/bad-bu...
They’re calling her Lauren Budd Dwyer, folks.
“I used to run base like Juan Pierre…”
@bookjailer.bsky.social
Bar cat? Go on.
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
I was once upgraded to first and sat next to Coach McGraw. We chatted for 2 hours and she was absolutely lovely, but I certainly never expected this from her!
When Paul Simon won album of the year in 1976 he said and I quote: "And most of all, I'd like to thank Stevie Wonder, who didn't make an album this year,"
I almost spittaked my tea when I saw the cursed words
SIR.
''If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?''
