Monty Blazar

lmfao

Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof

Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof https://theonion.com/study-humans-evolved-opposable-thumbs-to-signal-all-good-to-buddies-after-falling-off-roof/

Harrison Ford Listens to His Movie Soundtracks During Sex

Harrison Ford Admits to Listening to His Own Movie Soundtracks During Sex bit.ly/4cKtrCe

It doesn't seem to say that you have to buy packs of tokens or anything, so it could be like the steam wallet where you can just add the exact amount you want

As a person of Irish descent I get to shit talk Catholics.

Are they born Catholic or converts, this is actually important

Yeah that makes sense actually

This won’t be the last we’ll see of this 😂😭🏓

WE’LL BE LESS ACTIVIST IF YOU BE LESS SHIT

wait are these the actual paid protesters

Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s

Justin Trudeau Finally Comfortable Enough To Keep Brown Face Paint At Katy Perry’s https://theonion.com/justin-trudeau-finally-comfortable-enough-to-keep-brown-face-paint-at-katy-perrys/

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Caricatures of the four principal incarnations of Edmund Blackadder, as played by Rowan Atkinson, each painted on a diamond-shaped wooden panel.

I'll no doubt make a few tweaks when I have looked at it again with fresh eyes, but my quartet of Blackadders is pretty much done.

#caricature #art

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Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren...

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

game show set with host Wayne Brady talking to an excited woman in a cow costume. directly behind the cow lady, audience members are holding up big oversized eating utensils. wayne is saying "give her a big round of applause"

cow tools won big on Lets Make a Deal this morning

Motoko Kusanagi waiting for a suspect in an alley.

The Major
Motoko Kusanagi was Voted character of the Month on Patreon.

Yeah probably not

Because they're selling it themselves online?

They serve the same pedophile masters as the GOP.

Like, look at recent history. Biden ramped up ICE arrests. Biden went against Congress to supply arms to Israel. The Democrat establishment freaked out attacking Mamdani, the most popular politician they have had in years. Because they don't give a shit what the people want.

Buddy. The DNC is a right wing party. Voting for them will not "get what [we] want". It will be more of the same but they will make it look nicer to fool people like yourself. You want to make a Nazi comparison? They're not even Chamberlain, they're Oswald Mosley.

Listen, we thought you could handle it. You've done worse.

Still on the BDS list, alas.

Okay - Who’s Grandma turned Diamond Dallas page into a Jesus Christ doll?

The new Behind the Bastards episodes made me wish I lived in Chicago so I could vote for @katmabu.bsky.social