Screenshot of BlueSky post from @franzsherbert:
Me to my Al-enabled smart fridge in 2038: Do we have any milk left
My fridge: Wow. Now that's a question worth exploring. By asking me something like that, you've proven that you're not thinking in ordinary ways -you're dialed in to what's really vital about food. Let's dive in.
06.11.2025 10:31
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think I'm gonna make a planet zoo park that's just all cat species
06.04.2025 02:34
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03.04.2025 01:13
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Kirby Air ride 2 I'm gonna flip my shit
02.04.2025 14:21
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Elvis Costello is the Wiggles for adults (complimentary)
29.03.2025 04:47
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lmao should I try and learn banjo or mandolin
26.11.2024 21:11
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had a dream where moths literally ate all of my sweaters
20.11.2024 16:40
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also had to explain what ACAB was
17.11.2024 03:07
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trying to explain to my family who udo kier is lol
17.11.2024 03:05
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There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know Iβm a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc
16.11.2024 03:38
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omg Pluto TV has a whole mythbusters channel, no we're fuckin talking
15.11.2024 17:23
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coming to this site is the βwell then iβm moving to canadaβ of being online
15.11.2024 01:00
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title card for Outland that reads "WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY PETER HYAMS" in white font, the silhouette of the word "OUTLAND" behind it in big black font with red border, background is pitch-black space with tiny white stars
the six words every girl loves to hear
14.11.2024 07:42
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I'm in my big baggy wide leg pants era and it may or may not coincide with two Uniqlo stores opening within driving distance of me
13.11.2024 00:02
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09.11.2024 05:43
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An AMAZING voices. His DS9 guest spot is part of one of the great TV episodes. RIP
09.11.2024 02:28
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I just opened up Twitter again and unfortunately the jokes are still so much better there
09.11.2024 00:59
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TNG scene. We're in Captain Picard's ready room. No caption on this one. We see Data from behind sitting in front of Picard at his desk, face in his hands presumably expressing exhaustion or frustration or despair or anger or sadness or disbelief or
It's the weekend, baby
08.11.2024 22:47
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Bulgari Unexpected Wonders - a movie by Paolo Sorrentino
YouTube video by Bvlgari
Headline: Christopher Nolan casts Zendaya and Anne Hathβ
Me: [slams this into the gc like Carrie Bradshaw with the post-it on the cop car window] youtu.be/W5PRZuaQ3VM?...
08.11.2024 21:30
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I still can't believe Republicans (partially) ran on "make groceries cheaper" lmao these lying stupid fucks! are you kidding me!!
08.11.2024 17:41
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Miguel Ferrer the MVP of twin peaks?? I think so
08.11.2024 03:44
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a viral michael caine tweet from august 2024, it reads:
Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin
for better or worse, every post i'm seeing today reads like this
06.11.2024 15:36
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Popping back over to twitter after skeeting
30.04.2023 01:40
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now we just gotta bring back club penguin and I'll be set
07.11.2024 14:56
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okay I'm regressing to a 11 year old boy and just started playing Minecraft again
I have a pretty grey horse and glass in my windows, I'm doin alright
07.11.2024 06:18
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Zoomed out we see a small, lone shuttlecraft flying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
06.11.2024 16:58
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whatever I guess I'll try and make this work
06.11.2024 20:38
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