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Occasionally I make short films.

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So we’re all cheering for Mexico to win 2-0 tonight right?

11.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy smokes how messed up is that knee?

11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

10.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 3402 πŸ” 903 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 22

Okay I believe the Albert Pujols age conspiracy stuff now

08.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

08.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 730 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
James Sunderland from Return to Silent Hill with a big fake beard that doesn't even seem to adhere to his face all the way

James Sunderland from Return to Silent Hill with a big fake beard that doesn't even seem to adhere to his face all the way

Eric Wareheim with a deliberately dogshit fake beard

Eric Wareheim with a deliberately dogshit fake beard

watched the new Silent Hill movie and I love that the fake beard quality is close to that of a Tim & Eric sketch

06.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 598 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6759 πŸ” 1514 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13
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Jeremy Allen White speaks 'a little Huttese' as Rotta The Hutt in The Mandalorian And Grogu The star of The Bear voices the son of Jabba The Hutt in Star Wars' return to the big screen. Read more at Empire.

Y'all mind if a Jeremy Allen White boy speaks a little Huttese tonight? www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

06.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œGet out of here buddy” 😭 (via @Logan Plays Goal) #nhl #hockey #goalie #sports TikTok video by bleacherreport

If the NHL isn’t doing promos with the phrase β€œsmell the smell of fresh hockey” by the end of the week they need to fire everyone in their pr team. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xafXkr/

02.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump sending your adult children to war so he can enjoy focusing on your underaged ones

02.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sinners wins Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture at the Actor Awards

#ActorAwards

02.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 26
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Ryan Coogler is the first person in history to direct 2 films that have won Best Ensemble at The Actor Awards.

β€’ Black Panther (2018)
β€’ Sinners (2025)

See the full winners list: bit.ly/ActorWins26

02.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1854 πŸ” 493 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 42

Let’s gooooo

02.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever had McDonald’s hot mustard? It’s the best nugget sauce

01.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I’m happy for Danhausen I hope he makes a bunch of money and becomes really popular. But man it just doesn’t seem like WWE will know what to do with him.

01.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 17027 πŸ” 6534 πŸ’¬ 469 πŸ“Œ 549

those 85 schoolgirls will never kill again

28.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1340 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
Jared Kushner on Board of Peace: "People are not personally profiting from this."

Jared Kushner on Board of Peace: "People are not personally profiting from this."

Says a person who is personally profiting off this

28.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

28.02.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 2928 πŸ” 789 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8
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The U.S. Senate must be clear: no war with Iran.

28.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 22527 πŸ” 6332 πŸ’¬ 1318 πŸ“Œ 399
27.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1278 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5

Oh don’t worry everyone Cory Booker is going to try to get David Ellison to testify before congress surely that will stop this merger and save our industry.

27.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get why people are concerned about what selling to Netflix might do to theaters, but need everyone to understand why Paramount gobbling up the entirety of WBD would also be very, very terrible.

No matter which company wins this fight, everyone except the execs loses

10.12.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Of course they’ll win and of course it’ll get approved because we live in the worst possible world.

But fucking how?? How are we as a society and a once functioning country allowing this to happen?

27.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
@WongUpdates
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Jonathan Majors and Zachary Levi will star as twins in a new action film for The Daily Wire.
Described as anti-woke 'Sinners'
(via: Deadline)

@WongUpdates X.com Jonathan Majors and Zachary Levi will star as twins in a new action film for The Daily Wire. Described as anti-woke 'Sinners' (via: Deadline)

this has the potential to be the unintentionally funniest movie ever made, like I’m dying just imagining a version of the juke joint scene where Elvis shows up to claim rock n’ roll and everyone agrees that it’s better

26.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9

"The President called people of Somalian descent "Pirates!" and the crowd chanted "USA" as a Black Democrat was thrown out, but I really resent it being called political."

26.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Giant Bomb continues to be one of the greatest websites of all time.

26.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

25.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 5154 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 36

It’s Norway’s world, and we’re just living in it

22.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1