the queen of rat kings👑🐀

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Quote to Minovsky post: "Don't even try to get into publicly predicting where Chainsaw Man is headed. You will lose." Well meaning quote reads: "when I saw this I thought it was some new nickname for Trump I hadn't heard."

Panel from Chainsaw Man of a guy saying "CHAINSAW MAN DOESN'T REALLY EXIST! IT'S AMERICAN PROPAGANDA!"

KENNEDY: You said, 'Republicans think can troll their way to ethnic cleansing.' Did I read that correctly?

BIER: DHS tweeted for 100m deportations. That would be ethnic cleansing!

K: You don't think it's hyperbolic?

B: I think advocating 100m deportations is ethnic cleansing. Yes. Your time is up

Insurrectionist Brunch: Trumpists plotted to deploy military on U.S. soil Before the 2024 election, a cadre of MAGA loyalists met over brunch to plot ways for Trump to use the military domestically.

This is just astonishingly great reporting.

All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.

And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons

this is the future liberals want

They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/

Elizabeth Warren: "I am a hard no on a supplemental. This is not a war the American people want us to engage in. This is not a war that makes us safer ... No. No more money. The only thing Congress has the power to do is to stop actions like this through the power of the purse."

They’re calling at the most open strait in history folks, just unfettered commerce

MERKLEY: So when the VP said 'ICE agents have absolute immunity' in violating people's civil rights, he was effectively correct?

BIER: Effectively, yes. Right now as the law stands.

I delete Trump shit on here the exact second someone replies with a cutesy nickname

Miss me with that Hitlery Witlery baby talk shit

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Paddington in Superman (2025)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1821

My 5 year anniversary of Paddington Photoshops! A big thanks to everyone who liked, shared, and commented along the way!

Go. Scram. Fuck off there and don’t come back. You can enjoy supporting the shit out of it all day every day. Leave tonight bitch.

Four images featuring a work of art in wire and small pieces of colourful glass

“Unwoven Light” by Korean artist Soo Sunny Park, sculptural installations using glass, wire and light #WomensArt

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

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Heater, an orange cat, sits in perfect load formation on an unmade bed.

may I offer you a loaf in this trying time (one week until Election Day)

lol no sooner did I type that, and it came back on! but it kept going out again on Saturday so I ain't trusting it yet

three days in a row now.🥲

tomorrow Leavitt will be asked about this and sneeringly reply “he was very clear, only woke commies like you wouldn’t understand”

watching the real time collapse of any and all soft power and good will that a global superpower had is

genuinely fucking wild lmao

like dawg i don't think you can trust the US ever again like i wouldn't trust this country to not fuck up my frozen pizza

Those who have tamped down concerns about the SAVE Act’s chance of passage in the Senate are wrong. Keep your eyes on the prize. The potential for a blowout in 2026 is top of mind for Trump, and there are only a few ways to avoid it.

Call your Senators. 202-224-3121.

this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy