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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin

@esaeger

Writes political humor books, reviews music, sells antiques. Close the CIA before I get really performatively angry.

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It's normal to manage your anger over Trump by yelling at citizens who couldn't vote for people like this. But it's not normal to refuse to criticize the party whose only selling point is being less obvious than the Republicans about their total contempt for "middle class morality."

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

punch their face on every stressed syllable

09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Per The Mirror: Black zones indicate where 75% would perish if all-out nuclear war broke out (determined by "radiation absorbed doses," destructive energy units).
But no, it definitely isn't time to pull a January 6th on Trump's White House, nothing to see here, just keep working and shopping.

03.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thought this was funny. Before I list this for sale and forget about it, this book, The Anxious Enquirer, written in 1834, was apparently owned by an agnostic, who wrote this criticism of the Bible at the bottom of the last page in pencil: "One of the greatest books of nonsense ever written. Amen."

02.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

01.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 6392 πŸ” 1948 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 80

I almost forgot, did you notice how Trump said the word "affordability," like it made him physically sick to spit it out? We are ruled by cannibal fucking pedo ghouls.

26.02.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladies and gentlemen, the George W Bush of shitlibs.

24.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh *do* fuck off with your pitiful yammering about "Rule Of Law" in a country where the president is a proven deranged pedophile and a Black guy gets killed for selling a Marlboro menthol loosie. You sound like a kindergartener demanding a ride on a Chuck E Cheese dinosaur.

21.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is 100% accurate. American citizens have been completely hopelessly traumatized forever now, one thing coming after another, at least since the Gaza invasion, oops I mean Trump's first election win, oops I mean the 2008 Wall Street crash, oops I mean 9/11, oops I mean Desert Storm, oops I mean

21.02.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The only non-insane explanation is that the "official numbers" track the price of 100-foot yachts, like how the "unemployment figure" only counts people who clean up the mess after Barron Trump kills a hooker.

21.02.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cuck Nation.

20.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Have you seen Junior's GRADES?"

19.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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We literally outnumber the 400 greed-reptiles who own and control this country by 950,000 to one, but apparently people have nagging questions about the right wine to pair with billionaire liver masala. May I suggest a merlot?

18.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably every 2nd year IT student. πŸ˜‚

17.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hottttt

17.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ¦†

17.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Elmo is losing his shit watching Anthropic eating his lunch in the AI wars. Here he is yesterday, literally getting trolled by a heckler who called him a sucky dad.

15.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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While Elmo's pedo-loving xAI gets flattened by OpenAI and Anthropic and Rivan beats Tesla like a drum, the Head Incel In Charge logs onto the rapidly dying social media site he bought just to seem cool, types proof he doesn't know what the fuck a misanthrope is, clicks "Post."

13.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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"The More You Know!"

13.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump promised to arrest Americans who expose ICE Nazis, so our friends in Europe are creating a list so we'll know who our enemies are.
wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ma...

12.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How can anyone think the Democrats care more about progressive/pro-labor programs than getting votes from Fox News fans? Why do they try so hard to lose elections?

12.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone tweeted that Kid Rock's halftime show should have been called "Klanchella." Other suggestions were "Pedopalooza" and "Trailer- Fest." I'm thinking "Cross Burning Man" or "Griftstock."

09.02.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t live in our District but want a copy of the campaign comic? No problem!

You can get your own union-printed limited edition copy (and support our campaign!) here: secure.actblue.com/donate/kat-c...

09.02.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 827 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5
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PSA

09.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Usually I just say "I want to work here to make your company great by ending its streak of hiring brown-nosing do-nothing losers like you."

08.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a sucky boring Olympics opening ceremony. The boos for the Israeli team and Vance weren't miked loud enough either, and wtf is Lindsay Vonn thinking competing with a torn ACL, and why was New Yorker Mariah Carey the showcase singer and not an Italian?
What a dumpster fire.πŸ™„

07.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"B-b-but violence wouldn't solve anything!"
- every multi-millionaire "expert" on tv

05.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Democratic party never really recovered from Humphry losing to Nixon. That loss paved the way for Clinton to sacrifice everything good the party had accomplished and establish the era of governance by short term polling and cowardice disguised as consultancy.

04.02.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooo

05.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0