Ummmm.

“Boysenberry Bao Buns” is also rather fun to say.

a pikachu says gotta catch 'em all while dancing on the floor ALT: a pikachu says gotta catch 'em all while dancing on the floor

We’re also under a general severe weather advisory.

The Future™️

Right?! Very weird choice.

Aww. Feel better soon!

Beyond this gate lie papers green and low interest rates to fund your dreams.

*suddenly all of your long lost baby teeth re-emerge at a pivotal moment*

I legitimately didn’t see it initially. I suppose that’s kind of the point.

I don’t
see
the issue.

It’s probably the Switch 2 GameCube controller.

Oh. Maybe switch to a credit union?

Yes. Of course.

Merry Xeno-mas!

I hadn’t realized the Adventure Outpost closed. Did it just not come back from COVID?

We are here to McChange the world!

Oh.

The rattata turns out to be just a normal rat.

Heaven forbid their ankles be exposed or something.

“Old man yells at cloud computing”

Oooh! I have a couple upcoming visits to Miami planned. I think I’ll have to fit this in somewhere.

That reminds me, I need a haircut.

So inspirational. 🫡🥲

Hakuna Mattata, eh?

Yes…but also, Beedrill is over 3 feet tall and weighs 65 lbs. So there’s that.

Surely, SOMETHING beats a Jet2 holiday.

Sitting on his Dreaming Stairs™️

McRapture?

Remembering Schmoofy, Honoring Bret Bret, known as Schmoofy on social media, lost his fight with cancer. I wanted to share a few stories while remembering my best friend

Remembering Schmoofy, Honoring Bret

I’m actually most a fan of the Mike/Pearl/Brain Guy/Bobo seasons. I just liked the interactions among those characters better.