bottle of LALO tequila blanco in the middle of table with paloma cocktail in a glass in foreground
most jobs you'd get fired for drinking at 10am. mine basically requires it
06.03.2026 16:29
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bottle of LALO tequila blanco in the middle of table with paloma cocktail in a glass in foreground
most jobs you'd get fired for drinking at 10am. mine basically requires it
ugh speed it up no one wants to watch the *silver* medal presentation do that shit offstage like the technical oscars
this gold medal game brought to you by Breakfast Cocaine™️: Because why should nighttime you have all the fun?
i want to be able to glide everywhere like they do on a curling sheet it's gotta sort of feel like flying
sweden put soderberg in net so there will definitely be a twist at the end of this one
norway played great but yeah, the u.s. made the shots they needed to and set themselves up to win despite great play by norge
that was a pretty intense finish
every few hours i remember i don't have to work tomorrow and it's a beautiful little gift i inadvertantly give myself
Aparentemente a Gestapo do Pedófilo tentou invadir o CONSULADO DO ECUADOR EM MINNEAPOLIS. Na boa. 🫠
"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.
How much more obvious can it possibly get that the feds in Minnesota is a WHITE SUPREMACIST op than snatching up INDIGENOUS PEOPLE?!?
THERE'S LITERALLY NOWHERE TO DEPORT THEM TO, THEY WERE HERE FIRST!
this is the second thing i immediately think of when someone mentions asu, the other i cannot mention in polite, public society but if we have beers, it's a fun story
damn right i'm winning the national championship next year
parody (def: homonym)
he might have left the human hearing spectrum on the Mendoza rushing TD
can't wait for one shining moment
duhh they're gonna eat them later
nerd
i just don't think it's realistic
it's no secret i'm a packers fan, but as someone who sells party juice in chicago, i am not opposed to another football watching weekend here
go pack go 💚💛💚💛
you should be happy that people alerted you to these things! also they would like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty 🙄🫠
i'm pretty sure i have mentioned this before, but trinidad chambliss is an incredible athlete name
please rest up, stay hydrated, and feel better! life's very fragile!
and i'm currently making lasagna. which won't be ready for another hour because my dogs decided to be extra and it interrupted my sauce-making
i bought enough cheese and related products on my last order to get busted for intent to distribute so they gave me a shirt
beardo weirdo with a purple flat cap and a t-shirt that says 'feed me cheese curds and tell me i'm pretty'
merry new year. i'm making demands, not resolutions
you're a mensch, thank you
