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Maybe this will result in another stuck boat

man, “When do you turn 16?” is a fucking insane question to ask. you are 30 years old.

Anton LaVey is back, baby

Well fuck everything

Kennedy to Undergo Rotator Cuff Surgery

Oh man, this is going to decimate the rotation. He’s probably out until September, at the earliest.

I'm honestly getting tired of typing the phrase "death to America"

But Viggo Mortensen in the aughts makes it work

Uncles always had the coolest shirts and mustaches

Even his wiki pic is a masterpiece

Agreed. McCarthy was a massive talent

I don't even know what to say here. Imagine your AI catfish girlfriend pulling up your wank diary from when you were a kid and posting it for everyone

if you laid down horizontally at the far end of a bowling lane and had people (just regular players, not pros) bowl as they would normally bowl, with balls escorted to the ball return after they make contact with your body, how long do you think it would take you to die?

No worries, they made a super upbeat movie out of it. Fun for the whole family

To be fair what business owner isn't a huge Trump guy

The US bombing of schoolchildren in Iran is the biggest single US massacre of civilians since My Lai. The Israeli bombing of Tehran’s oil storage constitutes the biggest single act of chemical warfare against a civilian population in history. Grotesque new depths of barbarism.

He's untouchable and he knows it

Being born with the gift to gab is truly a blessing

lol bitch couldn't stand the fact some of us think dead billionaires who make shit music is funny

Tell me something I don't already know

I didn't realize my dad was on bluesky

I talk a lot of shit online. I also talk a lot of shit in real life! Come sock me in the jaw, I probably deserve it

A dead billionaire is a dead billionaire, let their fans grift away

God, imagine the headlines lol

I was an innocent child! Death hadn't entered my equation yet!

Once again I am begging you to watch this video. It's painful but then again life sometimes is

Wild that every time I see a report of this the number of dead goes up by like 10 or 50 children

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

I'm a believer in God and all I can say is yup

Someone should really try to contact Gary now

Also if her private jet crashed into the side of a mountain I wouldn't complain