the oscillating rudeboy

oh i know this one, you have to ask "if i asked your brother which one is more energetic would he play skateboard?"

if there's soap in the water it counts as cleaning the floor. cleared of all charges

does patton think creed is screamo

already knew spider-man (2002) was a perfect movie but i'm pretty sure i just spotted a killer of sheep reference

you hang elmo up unfinished with the better part of elmo no longer elmo's

in 27 years elmo's drunk 50 thousand beers

a shrimp and a vase

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

and if a double-decker bus crashes into elmo,

the girl grabbed elmo's hand
elmo clutched it tight
elmo said goodbye to the ground

fuckin pink moon

metaphor, aka we have objective correlative at home

kush got me feeling like the white george clooney/all my people normal like i'm sally rooney

"movies should be a tight 90 minutes" wrong, movies should be 4 hours; albums on the other hand should be less than 30 minutes

i paid too much for miniature omnichord-inspired synth a couple years ago and really unfortunate that it doesn't include the rock 1 preset

extremely annoying trying to coordinate two arms on one track but we got there

but this warming tonic might be my crowning achievement

for when you gotta solve a seal

marie antoinette was gas dude, do i need to watch every sofia coppola now or is this as good as it gets

they're so middle-school associated for me, i legitimately can't come up with any memory of being aware of them when i was still learning cursive or whatever

kinda freaking out over gorillaz being around for 25 years now. not because it makes me feel old kinda the opposite? i swear i was at least 12 when clint eastwood came out, what do you mean i was in 4th grade

The boys are back in town

Tatum finishes his first game with 15 points, 12 rebounds, 7 assists, and a steal, +20 in 27 minutes. Keep in mind he was pretty rusty. League is fucked.

a nice little mist

did not spend nearly as long on this alcohol separation but it's way more satisfying imo

got to stage 3 today so prepare for some heat. this surrender flare legit took me something like 3 hours

monowired the fuck out of that stefon dude before my v could even finish saying the "i'll let you go" line that the game picked for me

thanks i'd love a mild headache at 2 in the afternoon

i like pro wrestling because it's the only athletic endeavor where someone can be "only 29 years of age"

not a bad health tonic either