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Ukrainians had better get used to the idea of sky high energy bills, if Sunak’s history is anything to go by.

Someone looked at the posters on the wall of a stoner’s living room in the 1990s and thought ‘yes, that’s the look I want’.

Yep, he’s not wrong. We have the rise of far-right halfwits in just about every state in Europe. About time that trend was reversed.

Here’s a deal: If Trump refuses to recognise the boundaries of a nation, then maybe Europe should refuse to recognise US drug and software patents/licences.

The same administration who just pardoned a convicted drug trafficker and also pardoned the Silk Road guy. It’s not really about drugs is it? Do they think we’re stupid?

75p and tiny. What is this world.

They don’t even have it in the US. Haven’t a clue how good their lives could be, like what Northern Europeans have. So sad.

I see they have to drive around in 50-year old heaps of shit because they don’t have anyone to work in the car factories anymore and can’t afford the tariffs for decent European cars.

Blue guys didn’t appear until ‘84. #pedant

Hard to find a white one with the gold print intact. It should probably have a split in the bottom of the helmet for added realism too!

Why would you stick such an anachronistic term as ‘bonk’ in a time capsule for 2025? Surely that will confuse future generations who might instead think they’ve unearthed something from no later than the mid 90s?

Mayo, no. Though I’d be all in for monster munch flavoured cheese spread. Filling the holes in the middle of monster munch with dairylea was a childhood pursuit of mine.

How close is the nearest nuclear power plant?

Ain’t got time to fix the ceiling, ain’t got time to fix the floor…

She’ll just show him Russia Today, obviously.

I forgot that tiger bread makes your wee smell funny.

Fact of the day: All pied wagtails are called Graham. Greet one by name next time you see one.

And the scourge of the Colorado Beetle. Posters at school warning of the dangers of this potato pest like they were radioactive or something.

I had a great rabies T-shirt, produced by MAFF. Big rabies logo with the phrase ‘Bringing it in is madness!’. An ex-partner adopted it so sadly no longer in my possession.

Everyone is allocated a Robin at birth, which follows them around, flittering in and out of bushes, just making sure they are OK. This is Gordon, my Robin, checking in on me last week.

We’re all climbing out of that sewer.

Christmas cheese. For Christmas, like.

In before the cake shop 💪🏼. Hello.