Republicans are saying that high gas prices are actually “a good thing” but also blaming Democrats for high gas prices. Neither tactic will work. You can’t gaslight us on gas. Everyone knows it’s because of President Pedophile.
She's like, "Great 🙄"
And he's like, "Great! 😁"
I will never be a celebrity because I am afraid of Nardwuar the Human Serviette.
I am doing laundry. ICE is murdering detainees. I am meal prepping lunches. The US bombed a little girls' school. I am writing a shopping list. They're gutting Medicaid in Minnesota. I am dusting the shelves. The world is ending. I am still carrying on. In the apocalypse, I am doing my little tasks.
I mean, in this current hellscape it's very important you treat yourself.
Your references to the old country make me want to visit Ohio. I'm an American; I should know better. And yet...
I rewrote this reply like five times before realizing I had nothing constructive to say that doesn't violate the T&S of any social media site. Lol
Signed
It seems like the constant delays in releasing the Epstein Files came about because the Trump team was working very hard to make sure everyone listed within them was given a position in the administration.
I'll admit it, I was expecting cowboy hats, not fedoras.
This Superbowl Sunday, let's not forget the reason for the season: hating the New England Patriots.
I hope people never forget that every mainstream news outlet legitimized this monstrous administration.
Kristi Noem's husband, Byron, looks like a fucking NPC. I half expect him to have a thought bubble that's just an evil smiley face.
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
Only if it has a hood. Lmao.
I know who John F. Kennedy is, but for some reason every time I see JFK my brain translates it to Jesus fucking Krist. Lol
3rd base - perfectly casual and fine
Kissing - panic-inducing lewdness
Definitely bard vibes. Lol
Absolutely heartbroken to report that going to bed early, waking up early, and showering first thing actually makes you feel less yucky.
You cannot reform evil. #FuckICE #AbolishICE
Wow! My subconscious thanks you for the new paralysis demon inspo. Lmao
I stared at the first two photos for a while wondering wtf they're pictures of before realizing that I am a dumbass and my phone brightness was so low I couldn't see anything. 😅
Great pics. Love the camera work.
Caption reads "The bots in the comments section whenever Trump is mentioned" and the picture is a bunch of seagulls from Finding Nemo, all saying "MAGA"
I haven't found many bots on Bluesky, but my God they're swarming other platforms
Image of the character Hans Landa of the SS in the movie Inglorious Basterds, saying "You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?" Caption reads, "ICE when the restaurant serves seasoned food"
Losers in ICE should be fed nothing but salted boiled chicken and wilted kale.
List of the 7 democrats that voted yes to pass the funding bill. Cellar (tx) golden (me) gillen (ny) gluesenkamp Perez (wa) Davis (nc) souzzi (ny) and Gonzales (tx)
Bluesky- do you thing.
Make them known for their cowardice.
Is this chicken soup for the soul? Lol
Thom's says "In Korean, namul generally means seasoned vegetables with toasted sesame oil, garlic, and salt (or soy sauce), and this seasoned spinach is the most basic of basics." Simply Korean, by Aaron Huh. Of course Thom's is a cookbook. Side note, now we have dinner plans!
"Tom had proved himself to her and himself." 21 Doors A Tarot Story by Jo Galloway
Are you fucking serious? This man needs to be removed.
GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.
Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
