@footballcliches.bsky.social Watching closing ceremony. Kirsty Coventry addressing the athletes. She says “you left it all on the snow and ice.” Surely they didn’t leave anything out on the snow and ice? Have heard a lot of this sort of thing this week, can you adjudicate please?
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. Only right to wish a Happy half-birthday to @gruffexterior.bsky.social, the second-greatest Bob of all time
“Goodbye first-rate education, hello…”
Amorim out
Couldn’t beat the first Shoot of the season. Happy days.
Not sure Sunday night was the best time to polish off my imported French supermarket lager which I’d assumed was gnats piss till I read the label…
Relieved he spelled your name right
Remember our English teacher slating us all aged 15 for reading this “pornography” rather than something proper, like Thomas Hardy or DH Lawrence.
When you StreetView the driving theory test centre in Swindon to make sure you’re nicely prepare for your 7.45 appointment.
Co-incidentally, this is exactly what this view looked like in April 2003
Whoever took this photo of Vadaine Oliver clearly didn’t like him.
Armenia. A place where copyright law clearly doesn’t exist #eurovision
Finland #eurovision
You’d have to put an asterisk next to Henderson, which would be massively and pleasantly ironic.
Fuck off Guardiola, you graceless cunt. Anyone who can make me root for Dean Henderson…
Always knew Henderson had it in him. So much asterisk piss-boiling going on now.
Or maybe not!
I reckon he’s off here…
Henderson never looks comfortable at Wembley
I think Melody Maker actually sent someone there in about 1996 to investigate….
Not saying it's cold, but some of their fans are wearing two wax shooting jackets #lufc
ITV News going with “Third Division Peterborough,” there. #oldschool
Let’s start the year the way we mean to go on.
The make-believe ones who think that week in January when you book your July holiday because you’re so skint and miserable you worry your marriage may not make Easter is the “most wonderful time of the year?”
You can have our dog next Xmas and we’ll go to Tenerife. Deal.
Have a great day Gary
Can only talk for myself, but it’s more methane, I reckon…
Going through old football progs in seasonal clearout. “The premier club in Lincolnshire and Humberside” indeed. Lol. God knows what I was even doing at this game. Lovely old Ipswich kit on the cover though.
Wasn’t expecting to find Nestor Carbonell working in West Swindon Asda.
