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26 | they/them | the daigo umehara of elf kissing | Lyse Hext and Elezen Enjoyer. | Minors DNI | πŸ”ž Very NSFW | DMs open. Don't be weird. (N/SFW friendly). | πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ icon: @matchaprince.bsky.social kofi: https://ko-fi.com/vxiceless Jubo Malseeco on Jenova.

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can't even send videos. can't even send individual mcdfs. fuck my chud life

12.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guilty of ever so slightly opening your OCs lips to show a little bit of teeth in a gpose and call it a day there. Raise your hand πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ

11.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

I want to apologize for the vent post I put out a few hours ago. I didn't mean to call anybody out in particular. Whether directly or indirectly. I will work on improving my knowledge on the subject. Once again, I'm really sorry.

11.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was not vague posting.

11.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly don't know who you're referring to.

11.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I deleted the post because I don't want this causing any more trouble than it already has.

11.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I deleted the post because I don't want this causing any more trouble than it already has.

11.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm really not accusing anybody. i might've seen the post of the person that I genuinely don't know who you're referring to subconsciously which prompted the post and I will admit that I did think "neurodivergent" was a scientific term and not a social term and that's on me.

11.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe i scrolled past a post or two with the term and that's what prompted the thought, but I really didn't have anyone in mind.

11.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i actually didn't really have anyone in mind when i made this post. It's just a thought that I've had for a while. I know it sounds a lot like a vaguepost but honestly i don't have anyone in mind when I make these posts.

11.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ashley ain't the debuff you think it is. Especially not when it's Leon.

11.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Leon in a 2v1 against Joel and Ellie and I'm still puttin money on Leon.

11.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but *clears throat* men in lace and/or garter belts are a gift from heaven bestowed to us in dire times to make life worth living

thank you

11.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

oh noooo i've spilt my entire updated MCDF folder into your DMssss.....

11.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

can we stop normalizing the phrase: β€œcan people just be normal?”

What is normal? Instead say shit with your chest.

Can people have self awareness? Can people hold themselves accountable? Can people be kind? Can people seek help?

β€œJuSt bE nOrMal” we play cats and lizards online y’all.

11.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW VIDEO LIMITS MEANS I CAN POST THIS

@judepaw.bsky.social

#blitzballBL | #CaiJude | #ffxiv | #ffxivgposes | #gposers

12.03.2025 01:16 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a raptors fan, I can now say that at least it was Kobe when he scored 81 on us. You can chalk that up to greatness. Wizards fans have to live with the fact that Bam dropped 83 on them in the fuckin goofiest way possible.

11.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prime Leon Kennedy going through the Last of Us

11.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was a boy with male-presenting nipples, she was a girl with human-like knee orientation, can I make it anymore obvious?

11.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

even if you think OP is "cloutchasing", saying you'd block the "cloutchaser" before you'd block the racist is a wild thing to admit.

even if you don't think OP's intentions are entirely altruistic, fuckin block em both, i don't give a shit.

11.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately jubo is too tall for this. however, this does make maryam the perfect motorboating height.

11.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i would like to invite white people in the ffxiv fandom to stop speaking about racial issues with authority unless it is to apologize for taking up so much space and/or doing so much harm. if you've got the impulse to get up on a soapbox, maybe channel that energy into amplifying actual black voices

10.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 414 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

why are all these daniel glovers staring at me like this

11.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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"statute of limitations on racism"

11.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the sony movies are all a psy-op and tom holland isn't a real person the gubment is LYING to you

11.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah when the list of live action Wolverines go

- Hugh Jackman
- Henry Cavill as a Deadpool 3 bit

then I guess you can add Wolverine to the fucking list

11.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a post somewhere say that Spidey, Magneto and Professor X are probably the only characters who have never had a bad live action casting and someone replied with "Wolverine"

There's only ever been ONE live action Wolverine what the fuck

11.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

he cwispy

11.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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AYYYY

11.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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peeled elf. stick thin too. for the love of halone, eat a carb.

11.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0