instain mother

the right wing response to charlie kirk’s circulatory system draining on camera is pretty much the same as their reaction to cracker barrel changing their font

i was fired because the left has all the institutional and corporate power in america (i wrote slurs on a coworker's locker)

Raise your hand if you want global cuisine instantly but you have to wait due to the nature of physical reality

A cowboy whirling and firing 6 rounds from the hip into a cow turd before it hits the ground

they're not showing the green m&m as much because Mars Inc is hiding her botched BBL... not necessarily feminist reasons like everyone thinks

My favorit food is doordash

Im 86 years old and i cant see the posts

but i can hear them

Elon put his robot dick in twitter's servers

schizophrenic who believes the CIA is hitting him with a heart attack gun while the whitehat FBI is shooting him with a CPR gun, keeping him at a perfect equilibrium of heart health

Do yall get the funny jd vance pics on here

Greetings from the freaks who stayed on twitter

"Hey you seem pretty smart" - your boss about to ask you to do some fuck shit

putting science instruments in peoples asses to alienmaxxx

I dont know how to post on bluesky

youre only friends with me because you want something- friendship

"theyre doing this to you tomorrow"

accompanied by an image of a Gray standing above you in what is recognizably your bedroom. doesnt appear to be AI generated

i predict the "end of wokeness" will give us lots of new footage of racist people getting bodied in public this year

when im done having fun in life im probably going to convert to islam. Those guys seem so fulfilled

'Give a man fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life'

~Jingo

hello

we should kill everyone

Shitting to feel slimmer #fitness

Im going to focious on getting you

ge**rd dep****eu

trump is going to make it legal to say who was in paris