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Fun fact: he wasn’t acting in Marty Supreme. His scenes were all filmed with hidden cameras so he was just being authentically himself

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment: 4/5

A solid game that does a really good job at wrapping up the story of Tears of the Kingdom’s memories, but it kind of overstays its welcome towards the end. Zelda’s billed as the main focus but honestly I was more invested in the Knight Construct and Calamo

A game key card is basically an empty plastic shell

He also ended any chances the Iranian opposition had at overthrowing their government. He vindicated everything the Iranian government said about us. As far as the people are concerned, America really is the greatest evil to ever exist. There will never be a deal, just war

These bigass cars are a part of the eternal 2000s we seem to be living in. And just like how the Iraq war killed the Hummer, I think the Iran war will kill these cars too

Only funny thing google AI has ever done

You should put “heckling Joe Rogan at the comedy mothership” on your itinerary

I also found this

Oh my god there’s more

I ain’t watching this shit man

Xbox is giving everyone a personal Myles MacKenzie that can’t be turned off and they can’t even be bothered to name it Cortana

It’s really funny reading the sentence “it’s really hard now to get people to come on CBS”. That’s the network that announced JFK’s death to my grandma and they now have the same reputation as a grocery store tabloid that claims Michael Jackson was abducted by aliens

Both of them are giving very uncanny valley vibes for two entirely different reasons

> South Korea unarmed and unstable after its last president tried a coup
> Japan also unarmed and their prime minister might be dying
> Taiwan single-handedly holding up the American tech economy, a blockade would collapse an already weakened America

The future has never been more Chinese

Copilot ruined your work computers and now it will ruin your Xbox

Coulda had paper straws but everyone bitched about them so plastic is back and your drink costs extra. Oh, and your healthcare costs go up too. Syringes, IV bags, pill bottles, they’re all plastic. Consumerism runs on plastic, but so does the doctor’s office

This is gonna affect literally everything btw. Your food comes in plastic packaging. Your office supplies come in plastic packaging. Your new TV may come in a cardboard box, but there’s plastic in the TV. Going out for McDonald’s? They use plastic straws, you gotta pay more now.

Oh man wait till I tell you what happened to Biggie

They had to pay Mr Monopoly a lot of money, his royalty fees are outrageous

Statistically Friday the 13th is most likely to be like any other day, but Tupac was shot on a Friday the 13th so never say never

There’s something really funny about a guy who calls himself “The Woke Ginger” urging his followers to not vote for the Palestinian woman running a progressive campaign. That’s not very woke of you Mr Woke Ginger

“Sorry you missed this month’s payment you can no longer do math until you pay”

The concept of people having brain chips implanted and then being forced to pay monthly to think sounds like something from a cyberpunk dystopia but it’s literally what Sam Altman wants to do

Welcome back George W Bush administration

Switch 2 launch discourse was so obnoxious. I get people not liking the prices, but it’s not like they’re being forced to buy it

He sounds like someone who’s just received the worst news of his life. Giving me big “relative calling you on the phone to tell you there’s been an accident” vibes

…Why is his voice so shaky?

Speed run tech: don’t collect all 8 badges just go straight to the champion

How will this affect Hormel chili prices

That time you ate at Chili’s and told the waiter everything was good even though your burger was cold in the middle but you didn’t want to make a fuss about it? Believe it or not, that’s also a vote for Trump