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Your honor my client would like to remind the court that pika pika, pikaaaaa!

Fellow hotmail haver, but my first email address had dots instead of the @

Wild that the line from the well known cyberpunk novels was "kid, I have a pair of shoes older than you" yet this version is far more cyberpunk

I read the article and it was mind-blowing because here in Houston we have a chilidog chain, founded by a couple of brother from Greece in the early 1900s and the only difference in the dogs is ours don't have celery salt, but cheeze whiz. The chain is James' Coney Island, so even an NY reference.

I'm dying at calling these dogs "gaggers"

Kind of garbage chili on a steamed bun with a mid quality dog and cheeze wiz, or a grilled white bun, good quality grilled dog wrapped in bacon, mustard, a little Heinz 57, and ppickle relish

Man, I'm only getting calls from "Your local TV service" and "AT&T (in a very British pronunciation) moBILE"

Do you have Unleaded?

God, I got the FATAL book free in the mail back when I was an RPG reviewer and I thought it was a prank.

Why would you want that fragile ecosystem polluted like that? The last thing we need is a snailfish to alt-right pipeline

Personal preference and all, but this person is holding up carrot as the cakely paragon? I believe you're right. They've never had a truly good pie or cake.

Oh, well, you've been here longest so I guess you'll do

Living by an airport during an airshow is such a mixed bag. Last year the Blue Angels were converting fuel to noise directly over my house but this year there were no turbines at all, just double stacked Wright radials as far as the ear could hear.

That video took more processing power than every moon landing combined.

That also works for network communication

The NYC cops trot that chestnut out so often it's hooves have worn off.

Ethical wall wasn't configured

BGP neighbor state idle

Even after you put them in the freezer?

Sarah, get President Trump on the phone. Thank you Sarah.

I have been assured by opponents of socialized medicine that being made to wait for something while someone who has a more urgent need gets it, is the grestest assault on personal freedom and liberty imaginable. Especially if you're wealthy.

That jacket is accurate. He is jive.

He's only upset because college women are too old for him to date.

Hanshen Tigers or some other variety?

Well someone somewhere said that you have to wait, like, in line for socialized healthcare and that's the worst thing imaginable

Baaaaaayyybee, when I can't win this pleading I need...TEXTUAL HEEEALLLING

Textualiam because The Federalist Society is texting me these arguments

98.11% chance that DOJ attorney had no idea what that meant

Practical: Buying old worn-out leather and fur items and refurbishing, refitting, or remodeling them and giving them away to people who need good hardwearing outer clothes.

Impractical: Making Mad Max style cars. Nothing that goes over 45mph and every engine converted for biodiesel.

The time to go apeshit is now, that Jane Goodall can't tell you you're doing it wrong.