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Id rather be a pig than a fascist Sports and nerd stuff in Pittsburgh LFC - YNWA πŸ“ΈNotFakeJordan

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Well it’s my least favorite time of the week: Tuesday night

There’s no reason to be out somewhere.

Chores are all done from the weekend. Meal prep was done Sunday and Monday.

I should be on a couch watching a movie with her.

Just doing nothing with her. That’s what I miss.

10.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the pens are delayed bc Colorado went to OT?

08.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Malkin got the full five games. I’m not surprised. DPOS has its favorite in Florida.

We’re the example that they do care about player with Rust’s earlier in the year and now this.

07.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cmon Pens, we need a center. Maybe one more dman.

06.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No I didn’t get there. Timing didn’t work with the WPIAL bball playoffs. Spent the day in Oakland.

I know some Aston Villa fans go to the Pitch and enjoy it. Hoping to get there this season.

06.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really need the energy of a live concert. Saw that Rise Against is playing here in a week. I know some of their hits. That’ll do it.

$70

No thanks.

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character sitting on a couch with a dog Alt: Stewie griffin giving Brian the biggest side eye reaction

This had to be Starky’s reaction when you explained it.

03.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 6722 πŸ” 2126 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 566

Nvm he’s a mile off lmao

01.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rule of cool. Let Chelsea have it haha

01.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 6095 πŸ” 2053 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 125
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have been discussing this prompt with the fellas for the last 12 hours so now i bring it here: do you think you can do this

27.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 615 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 465 πŸ“Œ 1512
you're the man now dog!

you're the man now dog!

Post old memes to confuse young people

24.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1904 πŸ” 475 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 372

I’d thought pipers had closed down for game mornings but maybe that was just covid times. The pitch might be the ticket thanks!

26.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody have eyes on the best places to watch the Prem in Pittsburgh?

I need to watch Liverpool Saturday but I dropped cable and it’s on USA.

26.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Email for donation gift on Pitt Day of Giving

Email for donation gift on Pitt Day of Giving

I feel like shit but I can at least do something good today

25.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a single issue voter.

Democrats should focus on why I keep falling for emotionally unavailable women.

24.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m absolutely devastated today. Work gave me the option to take off for the day but I don’t know what I’d do besides sleep.

24.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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rode the rollercoaster to end regulation, gets the golden goal

22.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1205 πŸ” 340 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 90

No, this is the correct vibe and term for this game

22.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Dating Update: things ended ☹️

I opened up a bit too much but we weren’t aligned on being ready for something real.

And it felt so real. The kind of feeling that wakes up your bones and you realize what love could really feel like again. I don’t regret any of it.

Please send me your fav romcoms

21.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is tom Wilson playing? Because gudas needs to get slashed for whatever happened to Sid.

(I didn’t see it but I need revenge for my captain!)

18.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I gave up 10 goals in an intramural hockey game at PSU. The buzzer sounded, I spoke to no one, took off my leg pads, and walked about 20 minutes home with my gloves, helmet, and everything else on.

17.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t be with the girl today but I got the local florist to deliver. She absolutley loves them.

She was totally surprised since we did dinner on Thursday and I gave her one rose in honor of February 12th lol

Absolutely recommend letting the florist pick out your bouquet instead of a dozen roses.

14.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just happen to be in the parking lot to get groceries before it opens for my first real Costco trip.

14.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so it’s literally all of them cool good to know

12.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

The florist said that they remember my order bc it was so cute and early and saying β€œthis guy is on top of it!”

So I’ll be riding that high for a week like a cartoon character smelling a pie in a windowsill.

11.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost fricked up calling the florist to change the flower note for Saturday and butt dialed the girl.

Avoided disaster but barely.

11.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDo you think you’re better off alone” playing during the mixed doubles.

I see you Olympics DJ. Alright alright

10.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0