Lorcan

Just dawned on me it’s going to be a fashion range isn’t it?

Goodly Morning! This season is our 100th consecutive season in the top flight which is pretty extraordinary but the club don’t appear to be marking it in any way. Do you know if there are any plans and what would you do?

Is Ekitike already the greatest player with a palindromic surname in PL history?

You forgot a new left back

This Jarred Gillet lad has gone fantastic defensive positional sense… a shame he’s the fucking referee

It’s criminal how much we’ve underutilised Tierney’s crossing ability since he’s been here.

Sol Campbell on The Overlap? This is going to be pure car crash TV

Jacob Murphy looks like one of the zombies from the Thriller video

Because in the first half of the season most of their home games were against lower half teams with aways against top half teams and now it’s switched. They generally beat the smaller teams and lose to the better!

78% pass success rate for George isn’t great when his whole game is supposed to be based around keeping the ball

Life comes at you fast

Are Sky Sports trying to make out the first goal was a set piece goal!?

I’m sure Tottenham fans will want Bergvall sent to The Hague for that slight touching of the glove there

He’s got such a good delivery it offers something different if you have Havertz in the middle. Could also unlock Martinelli by allowing him to come inside more

Great display of Mourinhoesque football by The Arsenal tonight

These two dorks on commentary are desperate for it

Is Ola Aina wearing basketball shorts?

Zinchenko taking some intense instructions from Arteta there. He’s just passed them on to Nuno

I know we’re supposed to be nice on here but seriously why can’t this guy just fuck off already

Insight from an Invincible

“What was it like meeting the king?”

"I'm Irish so it's not on the list of priorities.”

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As a student I once ordered the giant 6ft one just because.
But you couldn’t toast those. It was crap

There’s absolutely no chance Hank is leaving that ship. Outdated views and having no paper any more it’s the only place he can feel remotely relevant. Winter is over

This is like moving house, decorating it exactly the same but being more selective about who you invite round