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@meganthescript

Introvert. Giggle snorter. Lucky girl. Fan of The Script. I dearly love to laugh. Love dogs, naps, music, reading, true crime, cooking. Sort of a female Larry David.

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@MichellCClark: 
they made healthcare a commodity, education a debt trap, and housing a speculation market-then told you that poverty is a personal failing. they privatized survival and called it freedom.

@MichellCClark: they made healthcare a commodity, education a debt trap, and housing a speculation market-then told you that poverty is a personal failing. they privatized survival and called it freedom.

That last line hits hard

06.07.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 13029 πŸ” 4635 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 123
The Office CPR Complete scene.
The Office CPR Complete scene. YouTube video by Iram Aguirre

I’m dying to know if Barry Gibb has seen this before.

youtu.be/ssIY8NYwvh4

02.07.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing will ever make me happier than the facial expressions & sound Moira makes wine tasting & getting β€œnotes of tomato.”

26.06.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know it was a really bad dream when you wake up & say, β€œI’m really glad my mom can’t die a second time.” 😐

13.06.2025 12:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Sooz. πŸ’ž I have my doubts.

10.06.2025 10:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’ž

09.06.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’ž

09.06.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two women sitting side by side wearing neon green shirtsβ€”a woman in her 30s wearing oversized joke glasses, with her arm around woman in her 70s, both smiling.

Two women sitting side by side wearing neon green shirtsβ€”a woman in her 30s wearing oversized joke glasses, with her arm around woman in her 70s, both smiling.

β€œI still look for your face in the crowd/Oh, if you could see me now…” 🎡

09.06.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thirteen years today. I miss you, mom. ❀️

09.06.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

These are my emotional support cheesy potatoes.

08.06.2025 22:52 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending you healing vibes & hoping you & the one find each other! πŸ’ž

03.06.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think falling in love in your 40s (or later) is awesome. By that age many of us will have been chewed up & spit out and we’ll appreciate it all the more.

02.06.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Having to wear real clothes on a Saturday is stupid. Oh, also Sundays through Fridays.

31.05.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A general strike would solve like 80% of the problems in the US but individualism keeps us from acting as one.

24.05.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

β€œDream

the crow black dream…” 🎢🎡

30.05.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My vibrator is dead guess it finally became a real boy

29.05.2025 11:46 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh man. When the lazy coworker you can’t stand gets busted cold by corporate for not doing her job. *chef’s kiss*

30.05.2025 12:11 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

once every decade or so we should all be allowed administrative control of our memories, enabling us to delete the extraneous lines of code, the bugs, the latent catastrophic viruses

also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong

29.05.2025 21:47 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

I will be dissecting the movie Nope for the rest of my life.

29.05.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

age yourself with a toy from your childhood

28.05.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9
Preview
two men are sitting next to each other in front of a window with blinds . Alt: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a window with blinds, giving each other fist bumps.
28.05.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. You know which one.

28.05.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t wanna hear anything about that stupid motherfucker. You let me know when he’s dead. Otherwise I don’t give a shit.

28.05.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

It smells like someone sprayed Eau de B.O. at the office & I’m going to be pissed if this smell attaches to my hair.

28.05.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If your product can't exist without theft, it's not a product, it's a crime.

26.05.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

There’s no way those kids in Footloose were good dancers right outta the gate.

27.05.2025 20:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.05.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 8935 πŸ” 2608 πŸ’¬ 271 πŸ“Œ 124
A squirrel with its arms crossed, sitting on a tree branch.

A squirrel with its arms crossed, sitting on a tree branch.

the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed

06.05.2025 12:29 πŸ‘ 625 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4
Mary Lambert - Secrets (Official)
Mary Lambert - Secrets (Official) YouTube video by MaryLambertVEVO

🎢 Sooo-oooooooo what?! 🎡
youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAc

07.05.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chug a can of A & W & let er rip!

06.05.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0