Today's mood shitpost
#BadManners #scribbles
@carminedeville
β¨(Un)Official Evil Lesbian Representativeβ¨ π³οΈβπshe/theyβ’immortalπ₯ Queen of Fiends, pinup and OC artist, and monsterfucker. π/βAI/often NSFW #CarmineArt WIPs: #SaintSunday #Inamorata #BadManners β https://ko-fi.com/carminedeville
Today's mood shitpost
#BadManners #scribbles
A graphic with a large yellow banner in the middle announcing "Live on Kickstarter! We've Always Been Here: A queer historical zine." The bottom text is in a rainbow gradient with little rainbows framing the box. Above this is a mockup of the book's cover alongside some page mockups, and the bottom half features three other illustration previews.
An official graphic from Kickstarter that says "Project We Love: Kickstarter" in white text on a black background, with a green decorative circle. In the middle is a pale red heart.
"We've Always Been Here" has been featured by Kickstarter as a #ProjectWeLove !! And we're only one week into the campaign! π
If you want some beautiful art celebrating queer history (and queer joy!), check it out and get yourself a copy!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tap...
Loaded question, invoking my right to remain silent.
Mar slightly off to the side like
I made a #strawpage at last, now you can do things like:
-fingerpaint me a picture of ur cat
-prompt me to draw my OCs (bonus: in Situations!)
-ask about my OCs (I might draw a response!)
-harrass me
-offer me your heart on a silver platter
-idk whatever man, just be cool
carminedeville.straw.page
Photo of the artist, Carmine, wearing a red satin robe. She is fixing her hair, eyes cast aside.
Digital scribble of Carmine, the artist's likeness and persona, domme-sitting gayly with her legs open in a very unladylike fashion in an upholstered red vintage chair. She wears cigarette pants and a button-down left open and tucked into the top of a pinstripe underbust corset, golden jewelry and gold claws on her left hand, and platform heels that fit over her bat-winged hooves. Her blind black cat climbs down onto her shoulder, while the one-eyed black cat lounges on the arm of the chair.
Hi, new followers! π€β¨οΈβ€οΈ
I'm Carmine, your favorite depressed lesbian shitposting pinups on the internet. If you found me in a starter pack, there's a 50/50 chance you're here bc I frequently post wicked women with their tits out, and a 50/50 chance you missed that memo.
This is that memo. ππ
Go to sleep π«΅π€
I had exactly one jumping spider, and she had the biggest, most sociable personality and it broke my heart when she passed because it's so unfair how short their lives are. I love them though, they're all so quirky and sweet and yours sound like precious babies.
Matching hair buddies. π€ (Color-wise, anyways.)
Yeah, the stirmi lived in like a 40 gallon and then kinda outgrew that too. π Downsized a lot of my collection because it was pushing 80 unique species at one point, and just have a Lasiodora parahybana now as far as Giant Spiders go.
Mad respect for velvet and jumping spider keepers, they're so fragile compared to a lot of what I'm used to and I'm scared I'd be bad at keeping them alive. They're SO cute and full of personality though.
Highly recommend scorpions. I'd own a few again when I have space.
Theraphosa is such a cool genus, I had a stirmi because that's what I could find here, but apophysis are cool af.
And just wondered if your spidersona was a D fasciatus! The markings were so distinctive.
I also keep widows. π·β€οΈ None right now but hoping to get a few new ones soon.
Honorable mention to Poecilotheria metallica. Mine's a shy bitch baby but they're beautiful.
You can't ask me this, I have like eight favorites for different reasons. π
Partial to P. victori for biased "we match" reasons, P. irminia for the aesthetic, C. versicolor and B. hamorii for personality and vibes (my first two species), and Cyriocosmus elegans for the heart butt
Tarantula owner friend! ππππ«΅
As someone who occasionally breeds tarantulas, I will confirm this is more or less accurate, but make it an extreme sport with a lot of scrambling because the VCR might maim you.
How am I this many years old before I found out that MALE ALLIGATORS ARE ALWAYS ERECT
DO THE SCALIES KNOW
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
*cackling in the distance watching everyonr have a crisis about this*
(Losers: /affectionate, you precious artificial vampires)
They're such losers and it's so funny.
Carmen - rogue who keeps touching the cursed items
Vie - Party face or unimaginable violence, roll initiative and then flip a coin
L - formidable DPS, great plans, only party member with a brain
Anja - the bard trying to fuck the dragon
Mar - healer, lets you die on purpose (you deserve it)
OC, Margarete "Gretel" Adler Digital sketch of a German woman with short, messy blonde curls and Grey eyes wearing a red suit jacket over a ruffled maroon blouse, a matching round red hat, and small, circular red shades. She looks at the viewer sideways as she licks blood from her gold ringed fingers.
Hearing about @jxunga.bsky.social's #VtM character has me thinking about my Tremere Primogen, Gretel, even though her game ended a while ago. And like, fuck the Tremere a lot, but ~look at her, look at all the opportunistic douchebag potential here~
Oh thank gd it's not just me
OCs, Anja and Mar Digital artwork of two nude women having an intimate moment on a dark background. The pink-haired woman on the left sits leaning back on her palms, head tilted back and eyes closed. Golden horns protrude from her hair like a crown, and a second pair of skeletal arms grips the other woman's wrist. The blue-haired woman, with tentacle tattoos fown her body, luminous, prismatic "wings" like a lionfish's fins and quills veined with creeping darkness like an infection, and a halo of drifting anglerfish lights, kneels between her legs and leans forward to slowly kiss the hollow of her throat, her hair streaming behind and above her as if underwater. Shimmering rainbow lights play over their skin.
There's a bright side
To every wrong thing
If you're looking at me through the right eyes
#CarmineArt
That'd be correct
Mine too, it still makes me so happy whenever I remember it
Juniper is a cutie and I approve of her taste in music.
Same. Anarch Tremere are cool as shit and Gretel would approve. She's playing the Pyramid's game and in it for the long haul now, but she definitely thinks about burning it down several times a day, actually did once, and would hand Juniper the match if they ever crossed paths.
Do it!! It's time!
Thanks! I'm a serial Tzimisce main with a Lasombra side bitch and this one-off Tremere that I had a hard time stomaching bc, yknow, Tremere π