Just remove that button...it's obviously malfunctioning
13.03.2026 15:51
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Just remove that button...it's obviously malfunctioning
Wait a sec
I can get free 🟡🌧️?
Where's that gag from?
Inquiring sub-handler minds want to know
(It's for me...I'm the sub)
"Oh no. Trackie Liam is being mean to me."
...wait...yes please 😈
I feel seen and attacked
All you have to do is just not touch yourself
LOL
Jealous
Mid-atlantic weather still sucks for zoom rides
But sooon
Shouldn't that be *awoooo*cado toast?
It's 412, right?
Inquiring minds want to know
Asking for a friend (who is me)
I mean...the video games & porn looks *really nice*
🤤🤤
Add a sixth:
Not in a committed relationship (married or other)
I volunteer as tribute
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy.
--The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Red Rocket!!
🤣🤤
Looks like someone has you "well in hand"
🤣
But also 🤤
*ehhh*...left button is overrated
"Do not quote the old magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written."
---Aslan
L: Any day ending in "Y"
R: After you promise 🍆 & call me a "good ___"
What is a lighthouse if not a dildo for giants?
Ahhh...the quarter century crisis
Congrats, old man
At least you can hypno the kids to "get off your lawn"
LOL
Get out of my head
LOL
😉🥰🤗
Saaaammmee
....is a dick in my butt
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Can I get a house call? My hole needs servicing.
Were those the sugar-free gummy bears?
If so, bold man....lol
And agreed!
"It's gonna be me! - circa 90s
"Bellbottoms... BELLbottoms... BELLBOTTOMS" - circa 60s?
Only slightly...so it works most of the time
