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DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
This is amongst the most impactful two minutes of broadcasting I’ve ever seen.
By Emma Murphy, International Editor, ITV News. #Gaza
A stout fellow
In the bath with my wife. She's waving her arms around, talking animatedly about politics when she backhands a full glass of red wine, launching it into the air between us. Like a ninja I plucked it out of the air. Like a cretinous hulk I crushed it, severing flesh and nerves. The water, crimson.
Archean anorthosite: Guess how old I am
Geologist who knows perfectly well Archean anorthosite is at least 2,800 million years old: Um, 1,500 million years old?
Archean anorthosite: *coy giggling*
I'd wager random generator bot has Werner Herzog's voice
I was just about to go to sleep but now I'm just staring at the ceiling. I'd had a nice day.
Not an AI hate post. It's an industrial revolution that we can (and do) use to benefit the entire planet. My beef is using it to remove the need for an individual to create anything beyond a moderately effective prompt.
Pretty sure we're already seeing the use of AI services designed to synthesise creative mediums result in a drop of net human intelligence and critical thinking. I think this is the existential threat AI poses, not runaway murder bots.
No brainer
*on my deathbed as an old man*
Some kid: Great-Grandfather?
Me: Come closer child, my eyes are weak. Which one are you?
Zarquil: Zarquil
Me: *muttering* Jesus christ
Zarquil: Do you have any wisdom to impart?
Me: Hmmm, okay... If you wake up needing a piss, go immediately. Yup, that's about it.
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
And then my wife said "These rugs have been a game changer in our home'" and I said "duh, what have I been saying about rugs for years?"- me panic posting because I'm somehow obligated to promote my corporate carpet sponsor in the next 24 hours or we'll lose the house.
Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
Every science fiction writer ever: Here's a nightmare vision of the future if we do X
Any one of a million greasy corporate imbeciles: Lol let's do X for a quick buck
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
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the video is so goddamn funny
weird, just watched a video on here and it didn’t then autoplay some pornography or a motorist being killed on cctv
Hurray! Chris Packham's here. @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
Our cup runneth over. Do follow him.
