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Award Winning Shitposter. My commitment to the bit is unparalleled. I see the world wildly and in wild ways.

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Re-listening to At the Drive-In's El Gran Orgo EP and just marveling at how perfect it is from start to finish. This EP is aching for a re-release!!

25.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude literally thinks acting is just squeezing as many slurs as you can into a single scene.

10.12.2025 22:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Super funny that Tarantino has the audacity to trash talk Paul Dano and Matthew Lillard when dude couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

10.12.2025 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why tf does Link have a gimp suit in Tears of the Kingdom? Legend of Zelda gettin' freaky

18.11.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

10.11.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 11454 πŸ” 2057 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 40

I feel like not enough people talk about the fact that Billy Madison (1995) lifted its plot directly from Ernest Goes to School (1994).

28.10.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed

30.09.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I thought Chuck Lorre and the Stranger Things kids would've been a tip off! πŸ€ͺ

30.09.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was thrilled to get my preordered copy of The Emperor's Twin by @benegotherit.bsky.social a few days ago. In the last 80 pages now and loving it!

30.09.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Infinite Jest maxi series??? Are we sure this is what David Foster Wallace would want??

30.09.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday Bob

25.05.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you can read this, know that it is a certainty that I am your boyfriend

09.11.2023 04:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Dark Magician from Yugioh doing a slutty pose

The Dark Magician from Yugioh doing a slutty pose

Why’s he look like such a slut tho

26.11.2023 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Reddit user TheNotoriusBJB arguing that ThomasPynchon is a Trump supporter juxtaposed by a screenshot of him posting in the erectile dysfunction subreddit his anxiety about his wife leaving him for his flaccid weiner.

Screenshot of Reddit user TheNotoriusBJB arguing that ThomasPynchon is a Trump supporter juxtaposed by a screenshot of him posting in the erectile dysfunction subreddit his anxiety about his wife leaving him for his flaccid weiner.

Dude on the Thomas Pynchon subreddit is trying to argue that Pynchon is a Trump supporter and got a post history with this lmao

26.09.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was wondering the same thing

03.09.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
31.08.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BIG if true

23.08.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't listened to AFI since Sing the Sorrow and this new single sounds very goth a la Sisters of Mercy.

Is this new for them or have they been playing this style for a while??

05.08.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao Liefeld has always been a shit artist and the subject of ridicule

02.08.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."

22.10.2023 09:19 πŸ‘ 3142 πŸ” 991 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 31
23.07.2025 13:14 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: β€œBisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: β€œBisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 πŸŽ‚

17.07.2025 08:17 πŸ‘ 9033 πŸ” 3201 πŸ’¬ 218 πŸ“Œ 783

*Ahem*. Awooga?

16.07.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i understand why idiocracy gets a ton of flak now but this is still an all-time visual gag

14.07.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's always been my head canon that everyone he works with at the planet knows he's superman, they're just choosing to play along with his charade.

10.07.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dig the Jazz bass! This one is mine

10.07.2025 05:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0