💀your friend corrigan.🥀

The power went out and the entire neighborhood is pitch black. It's very disconcerting.

i have always found it so interesting how little it is mentioned that green day is a queer band. to have an openly bisexual man as your singer in 90s was big deal but i rarely see them talked about as any kind of pioneers in this way. dont really have an opinion on this just think it is interesting

"I don't think hes bad, just dumb."

We need to stop with this excuse. Will Ospreay isn't some smol boy who just doesn't know any better & acting like he is to dismiss any criticisms is unacceptable and, frankly, insulting.

#WrestleSky
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WAITING FOR GUFFMAN One Night Only Friday, March 13 at The Bellevue! Part of our new late night series B-Sides at The Bellevue Film preceded by a reading by the Studio Players of "Hey! I Heard You're Black!" by Alicia Whavers.

Even more random than that. Lol

Right?? I went to buy tickets and was like, oh no, we will absolutely be showered and in bed watching Dateline already. FOH.

My loathing of Rape Apologist Will Ospreay validated once more.

A screenshot from the Bellevue theater website showing that Waiting for Guffman is playing at 10pm.

There is ONE special screening of Waiting for Guffman this Friday and it's at 10 o'clock. This feels like a big miscalculation of the kind of person who's going to see a special screening of Waiting for Guffman.

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An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

The rejected first verse of “Don’t Stop Believing”

Writing a gritty Mario flick called “Kart Driver” where Mario straps a fire flower to his arm before going into Bowser’s brownstone whorehouse to rescue an underage Peach. At one point he looks in a mirror and grumbles “Are you-ah talkin to me? Let’s a-go.”

So do we all get new socials now or what?

A recipe for when you simply cannot be bothered to expend any energy on dinner.

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Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight (Live) [1080p] YouTube video by Stoned Tripper

My new favorite genre of YouTube video is “Young people hearing Phil Collins for the first time and losing their minds.”

Specifically, reactions to this specific live performance of “In the Air Tonight”, which have become a meme in their own right.

A few thoughts: 🧵🪡

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Walter Groggins, a scruffy black terrier mix with light brown beard and mustache, stretched out on his back with his head resting on my tummy and his paw outstretched toward me in his pillow.

No one has ever been more comfortable than this dog. He is a comfort monster.

A tan brussels griffon/chihuahua mix and a black and brown Manchester terrier mix sitting on my bed. Both are looking towards me taking the picture.

This picture of our dog Gaucho and my mom's dog Oberon from 7 years ago was the 1st thing I saw this morning, which is a great start to the day.

My husband is going to be so embarrassed by me. 😆

@burhenn.bsky.social I need you to do something for me...

Hahaha lort, I know that's right!

To be fair, she is 6 and I did just get a haircut. I'm sure she'll learn a more tactful strategy like you someday 😆

Lolol twinsies

Walking Wally and ran into the neighborhood kiddos coming home from the bus stop with their moms. I say to one, "Hi, Alice." She goes "You know my name??" One of the other kids, Grace, goes, "SHE'S OUR NEIGHBOR!" and Alice says, "Ohhh yeeeah, I think I've met you before." I see her near daily.

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Thank you! My friend works for the Metro so I managed to get it right away cause she saw it and posted it immediately. 😆

A mirror selfie of me wearing a crop top that says "ride the D"

I had to get this unhinged shirt the LA Metro put out to advertise their new line.

I don't know if you guys have watched yet, but the chef who went home, even when they were cooking their dish, I was like, "Oh, that's not gonna work. That's some grandma food." lol

So smart! It never would have occurred to me. I love lasagna but it's so much work.

An elderly lady at the grocery store today was very excited to tell me about her plans for all her buys. She ended up giving me a great lasagna hack in which you just layer ravioli with sauce and mozz. 4D chess, lady. Thank you.

Hahaha. I sat down with my lunch and went YES! out loud.

I don't watch anything on Bravo except Top Chef so I never know when it's coming back. Thus, it's always a wonderful surprise when I turn on my tv and there's a new episode on my dvr. Let's goooo, Miss Kish!