Thomas

A very happy birthday to you 🎈

I am too as it goes. Do better.

Picture shows an angry builder pointing and shouting, holding his hard hat in one hand.

Monday in construction

Picture shows baby spider plants trimmed for planting.

Picture shows baby spider plants planted in small pots.

Picture shows baby spider plants in small jars with their roots in water.

Picture shows mother spider plants on top of my fridge.

The spider plants have begun their gentle green blitzkrieg across the new territories available to them

And with you 🙏🏼

Medium of size, classic in nature. Pious busybodies, irritating children, a virtuoso guitar player who needs to be on a register and a heavily accented German priest who’s clearly a bit sick of the modern world. Great start to the day 😍

Picture shows Father Ted looking pleased with himself. The caption reads ‘Oh great. Mass’

Just attended Mass

Her favourite!

Picture shows my cat Robbie perching and posing on my old dining room table.

Such similar markings 😻

Picture shows my cat Robbie showing her belly.

She was encouraged out by your kind words 😻

Picture shows my cat Robbie with her emotional support bear.

Safety in numbers #caturday

Picture shows a scene from Twin Town where police officer Terry Walsh drives past a marching band and it doesn’t end well. Here, he is raising his middle finger to the kids in the band.

A rare Saturday in hospitality

“A Qatari, an Emirati, and a Saudi walk into a Health Hub, the barman says ‘What can I get for you, 3 health sheiks?’”

Henry! It was either that or Rupert so I consider it a lucky escape. Pretty sure the inspiration behind all my name options were Tank Engines though.

Picture shows James from The Traitors exhaling and looking fed up.

Friday in hospitality

Banger

I feel there should be a gang sign. Nothing too strenuous for the slightly arthritic Crouch End middle aged set though.

Big demand for all sorts of merch

All good, super busy but definitely getting there, a little offline time every now and again keeps me healthy x

Proud N8

Picture shows me waiting for the train in the actual sunshine. I have dressed like a tangerine to celebrate the good weather.

Welcome home sunshine

Oh we could have the start of a new series here

Nothing like enjoying a few days offline and coming back to WW3 in full swing

Picture shows a sign from Haringey council above some forlorn looking flowerbeds. The sign reads ‘Sorry I don’t look my best, I am still growing’

I have spent the last 5 days doing very adult things and now I have a spot on my cheek

I never actually have had my “collar felt” believe it or not! Fun fact 🙃

Picture shows a post on Bluesky referring to Andrew Mountbatten’s nickname but not quoting it, the post underneath from my good friend Vanessa does indeed quote it. “He was called The Cunt” she so aptly surmises.

Look at the delicious synchronicity

Picture shows Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor leaving the police station after telling enough lies to make him gurn.

Saturday in hospitality

One of the best ever

Picture shows big Terry at the bridge (counter of his fine Kebab establishment in Crouch End)

Currently ordering from the theatre of dreams myself for the last night in my soon to be old place! It’s all happening my friend, many congratulations x

And to you haha 🙃 xxx