Jake

Thanks I hate it

Makes me wonder just how bad trevorrow had mucked it up that jj could somehow make it worse

Singlet oxygen, yum

And Candace, too

Corollary: if you touch your nutsack without washing your hands, after handling crushed red pepper, you will discover true pain (according to my dad)

I remember those people's Twitter posts during the whole thing, too. "We protect us, our guys shoot better than cops"->guy shot->"agitator stopped, probably tight spread, too"->delete prior tweets once race revealed->"traitor for expecting cops to do justice, and likely shooter scary and not liked"

Didn't think I'd have mike gundy on my social media reading for the day

Jordon did all the scouting work during the dynasty, not Bill

Crush the pats. I'm talking biblical, vrabel yelling at the refs level biblical.

Took them forever to realize it was blocked, too

I'm not looking forward to the next two weeks of pats glazing

The irony is that this is completely accurate and will be ignored.

Agreed, glazing maye because of Brady when maye has not really played all that well in the playoffs is exceptionally galling

maps.app.goo.gl/JLtdbeHCLwgz...
Aka the radiator

SMAC is TRANCE FORMERS! DEFEND AGAINST THE PSI!

...i was, and remain, weird.

Hell yeah psiv

Caleb "it's so over" image

Fghwghads

Every pats game, every time the pats do something vaguely good, they just have to pan up to kraft... one of these days I'm expecting someone to come out from underneath whatever table he's sitting at with a glove on

(Durbin): Retiring, yes, but had almost zero credible opponents for decades and this is what he comes up with? Good riddance.

He didnt look the lb off right tbh

I have no rooting interest in the afc, so let's go full 45 minute defensefest

And they're more in complete panic because they know Miller is behind all of this and he cannot be displaced as head scheming vizier

Constantly looking for attention from McAfee and others; probably saturates or annoys that demo; turns into football Jordan in which he has to constantly spew how much harder it was back in his day

Reminds me of bears interior ol from last year

I genuinely don't understand why no screens, can't block em, screen em....right?

Eagles offense is the one that even the bears might be able to consistently stop

Peter definitely has room for all that EMF with the empty space between his ears

He can quit on another team during a playoff run

They can't defend in man, they can't defend in zone, they can't stop the run, they can't blitz without being in man, and they're getting chunked with their "best" corner in trail technique all the time