Hi! The Onion and Bluesky are throwing a party at South By Southwest in Austin on Saturday. It's free and spots are limited, so sign up nowish.
We did this last year and only a handful of people died, so we're hoping to keep those numbers down once again!
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Eerie looking place!
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Authorities have searched New Mexico ranch long owned by Epstein
Officials are investigating allegations of illegal activity at the sex offenderโs former property, Zorro Ranch, prior to his 2019 death.
The New Mexico Department of Justice hasย carried out a searchย at the secluded Zorro ranch once owned by Jeffrey Epstein โ rekindling questions about whether the property was used for the sexual abuse and trafficking of young women and girls.
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10.03.2026 20:31
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NOTABLE: 4 judges appear on both lists:
Judges Doughty and Liburdi switched positions, Doughty deferred to the judgment of the BIA in October and Liburdi said he was persuaded by the 5th Circuit
Judges Dudek and Browning have adopted nuanced positions that back ICE in some cases and not in others.
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UPDATE: New adds to our running list of judges who have ruled on ICE's mandatory detention policy.
For the admin:
-Judge Susan Brnovich (Trump)
-Total: 38
Against the admin:
-Bridget Brennan (Biden)
-Joseph Saporito (Biden)
-Total: 400
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
10.03.2026 17:26
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BREAKING:
The DNC is suing the Trump admin to try to compel the government to say whether it is planning to put armed federal agents or military personnel at polling places and election offices this year.
10.03.2026 14:35
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Quinnipiac poll:
53% of voters oppose military action in Iran, 40% support
71% said U.S. military action will last months or longer (39% said a year or years)
74% oppose sending ground troops โ including 52% of Republicans
10.03.2026 15:30
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If you havenโt seen the movie Anniversary (2025) I HIGHLY recommend.
It displays what could happen when radical political ideas are introduced, a family is torn a part because of it, and the ending was phenomenal.
09.03.2026 13:43
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Is there such a thing as โAmerican ๐บ๐ธ food?โ ๐ค
YouTube video by Righteous Eats
This is a must watch, he totally takes down Megyn Kelly as well other ignorant racists.
youtube.com/shorts/crOjx...
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Iโm hollering at my screenโฆ yaaas!
Actress Sheryl Underwood, an Air Force Reserve veteran, is asking the questions we all want answers to.
โWhy is this not impeachable? And where are the politicians that say, โthis dude donโt have it all the way together, he cannot be the commander in chief?โโ ๐ฅ
10.03.2026 03:42
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Who put this MFer in charge of the world?
10.03.2026 01:53
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Obama wore a black suit!
That is the proper color suit for a funeral!
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10.03.2026 05:46
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No matter whatโฆ
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
No matter what.
10.03.2026 04:03
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We desperately need that!
10.03.2026 21:11
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I like the way some countries have Crisis of Confidence procedures that automatically trigger a vote for new government. WE NEED THAT HERE! We'll never be safe from GOP majority in government.
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Happy 6th birthday to my sweet lady Ruby โค๏ธ
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These were posted within minutes of each other. So which one is it? Is it over or is there no end in sight?? Our msm is a clusterfuck. Guess Iโll check the news in another country to find out what is happening here.
09.03.2026 20:10
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It's Market Manipulation, pure & simple!
So he can line his pockets on the backs of dead soldiers!
10.03.2026 21:07
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He's so good!
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024
10.03.2026 03:56
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If you don't know, then say you don't know!๐คท๐ผ
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A++++++ question there
10.03.2026 07:14
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Intriguing sunset yesterday. The clouds look like mountains.
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I wouldn't claim bone spurs in any other case, but I'd do anything to stay away from the stupidest war in history!
10.03.2026 21:01
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HEY DOC! I got the BONE SPURS!
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Justice Departmentโs Ed Martin faces disciplinary proceedings from the D.C. Bar
Last month, Martin was demoted and sidelined within the administration. If he thought that was the worst of his troubles, heโs now learning otherwise.
MS NOW confirms: Far-right activist Ed Martin is facing an ethics investigation from the D.C. Bar.
The Office of Disciplinary Counsel โ the enforcement arm for the local DC Bar โ alleges that Martin violated ethics rules in early 2025 by making threats against Georgetown University Law Center.
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