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Everyone's favorite Uncle Jimmy. Antique Airplane fan. The "boomerest GenXer" - Jessica Shortall I contain the multitudes. People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2016.

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I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

12.03.2026 11:27 👍 35423 🔁 8401 💬 1372 📌 520

Glad you are here!

12.03.2026 21:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 01:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I saw this on the news. There was a GOP candidate named Jenna Turnipseed.
CC @jessicashortall.bsky.social

11.03.2026 00:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Eric Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. are acquiring a drone company that is seeking to meet Pentagon demand after Trump banned the use of Chinese drones.

We’re barely a week into Trump’s war and already his family has found a way to cash in.

Everything is for sale.

09.03.2026 22:01 👍 3387 🔁 1502 💬 184 📌 138
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Hey @jessicashortall.bsky.social - do they have hummingbirds in Minnesota? I'm thinking I could potentially make this.

07.03.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Been reciting The Second Coming for months now. Yeats went HARD. Pretty good at poems even though they don't rhyme.

03.03.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So Melanie goes out to speak on "children and education in times of conflict" after her husband bombed a school killing hundreds of children this weekend? See @sealsup.bsky.social - they care and such!

02.03.2026 22:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now that Paramount is going to own CNN will Bari Weiss have Catturd and Scott Jennings on every panel of Abby Phillips show?

02.03.2026 01:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same. I have yet to move off of rage to sadness. I may never get unstuck.

27.02.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remain incandescent with rage. Rage. Just pure disgust and rage. Freezing a blind, confused man with no ability to communicate. In our name.

26.02.2026 03:47 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Please give. Ian is legit.

Also I am angrier with every passing second. One or two ultrawealthy persons could relieve all of this now

It’s beautiful that regular people are doing their best here but it’s also extremely fucked up

25.02.2026 23:58 👍 239 🔁 178 💬 3 📌 3

historical detail I can't help but bring up: by some accounts, the event that instigated the British soldiers to open fire on Crispus Attacks and the rest of the crowd in the Boston Massacre was a soldier being hit by a snowball

25.02.2026 20:48 👍 3246 🔁 803 💬 49 📌 16

These ladies deserve better than they got.

26.02.2026 00:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have not calmed down.

26.02.2026 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everybody in the Buffalo PD, ICE, and Border Patrol deserves to be in the general population of the Florence SuperMax for their role in this murder, with a sign that says "Cop" pinned to their jumpsuit. Admin is going full-spectrum Nazi - Racial minorities, LGBTQ, and the disabled. Fuck this.

26.02.2026 00:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Flipped to Fox immediately post speech. Dana Perino is burning garbage. Brit Hume is a pair of soiled underwear. I'd rather be jerked off by a porcupine than listen to their stupidity.

25.02.2026 04:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Odds on whether Trump has shit himself yet? I hope Vance and Johnson are gasping and choking on the stench.

25.02.2026 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just saw Erica Kirk. I wonder if queen grift a lot is wearing her skin tight black leather mourning pants?

25.02.2026 03:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My new tone:
bsky.app/profile/uncl...

25.02.2026 02:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God I hate this motherfucker.

25.02.2026 02:24 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Van Jones will wax orgasmic with "He's Presidential now!" and whatnot.

24.02.2026 04:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.02.2026 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.02.2026 00:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This author is the same person who has moved mountains to bring resources in to Minnesota to help immigrant families. I’m ordering this now.

22.02.2026 14:49 👍 20 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

That's a really fantastical naive take, Adam. We had the chance before to hold them accountable. And Garland, with Biden looking on, shit the bed. I'll believe this when a candidate lays out a concrete plan. And if that happens they have my vote.

21.02.2026 23:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I call upon the spirit of Maximilien Robespierre to come over our people, to inhabit us, and inspire us to inflict terror upon them.

21.02.2026 04:15 👍 48 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 1

Wait till these smoothbrains at FNC hear about Ike giving Patton a timeout just for slapping a soldier for having battle fatigue! Go woke, go broke! And whatnot.

20.02.2026 03:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He ain't in the well of the House speaking with the speech
/debate clause protections so if he is wrong and Trump could make it through discovery he'd sue. My guess is he won't.

18.02.2026 23:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...

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18.02.2026 23:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0