Master ❌ Cortez (@masterxcortez)

11.03.2026 21:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Old Noctis”

Timeskip Noct is 30 😭

11.03.2026 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SHE ATE BOSCO AND I’M GLAD ZAHEER DID WHAT SHOULDA BEEN DONE

11.03.2026 18:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭 I gotta work on my spells cuz I swear I said “3 days” and a “cough”

NOT A STUCK ELEVATOR (Glad you okay btw)

11.03.2026 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHY WOULD YOU SPEAK THIS INTO EXISTENCE

11.03.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

POQUITO CABEZA

11.03.2026 18:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤨 who said that?

11.03.2026 17:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Enemy grenade somehow managed to take out our commanding officer last night”

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🧍🏾‍♂️ yeah no.

11.03.2026 14:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my Favorite songs in GTA 4

11.03.2026 14:08 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

DUN DUN!

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a netflix logo can be seen on a table ALT: a netflix logo can be seen on a table

I hate when “kill em with kindness” fuckin works MY SOUL WANTED PROBLEMS BUT I CHOSE PEACE

11.03.2026 06:03 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a hood is holding a blue lightning bolt in his hand . ALT: a man in a hood is holding a blue lightning bolt in his hand .

Idk why I’m yelling.

In 3 days you will begin to cough

11.03.2026 05:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing absolutely amazing creators exists on so many platforms #blackskygamers

I cannot wait for the day that BSG grows into a place where creators, gamers, blerds, developers, & more can interact and connect on the regular

One of my missions is to achieve this for everyone

#creatorsofblacksky

10.03.2026 21:38 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

I have so many variations of this in my wishlist for voice acting 🫩 I really wanna do stuff that will not get me noise complaints

11.03.2026 03:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NIGGA

11.03.2026 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LeGoat gotta drop like 101 in one game before he retire

11.03.2026 02:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuckin FINALLY damn.

11.03.2026 02:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

;-; i mean yeah but maybe not OTHER women???

11.03.2026 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck outta here + suck my dick combo is elite unfortunately I don’t have many chances to use it unironically

11.03.2026 00:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

If y’all ankles don’t know the pain of getting off a Razor scooter the wrong way there’s simply things you ought not to do

11.03.2026 00:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah then I memba it’s legit a symptom of depression

10.03.2026 23:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THAT AIN’T GON WORK

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I got two burgers

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