It is actually easy to tell them apart:
Kenny Loggins is usually depicted with a white robe and red sash, with long hair and beard.
Jared Leto is depicted beside Trump and is usually in military fatigues or other uniform.
Republican Jesus is usually singing "This is it" or starring in Morbius.
12.03.2026 06:03
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I dunno I would much rather people ordering interesting food to slow me down than a bunch of "are you using our app today?" / "did you want that in a combo?" / "join our rewards program" / "do you want to round up to the nearest dollar so our corporation can do a charitable write off" must-read.
10.03.2026 01:23
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If only there was someone who ran on an anti-war ticket Harris wouldn't have gotten us into this mess!
10.03.2026 01:16
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Katelyn Burns
"I love that Trump just casually implicitly accused Raytheon of violating the Iranian arms embargo."
As some smarter than me have pointed out, if you take Trump's excuse that "Iran did it" at face value, it means Raytheon violated an arms embargo by selling the Tomahawk to Iran.
10.03.2026 00:58
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What do most voters actually want?
Pollster @gelliottmorris.com argues to @johnjharwood.bsky.social that chasing the political βcenterβ misunderstands what voters really want.
Watch here: zeteo.com/p/g-elliott-...
09.03.2026 21:34
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I love that Trump just casually implicitly accused Raytheon of violating the Iranian arms embargo.
09.03.2026 23:22
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pvp is a cancer on gaming honestly
the only time pvp works is when youβre playing with and against friends; the moment you open it up to random matchmaking itβll become infested by griefers and assholes and the only ppl who enjoy that are the griefers and assholes
07.03.2026 12:30
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He's not a Nazi, he was just trying to prank (a la "Punk'd") a faction of far future time travelers and got stuck in a time-loop so its literally all he can do for eternity is kill time-traveling-would-be-hitler-killers.
07.03.2026 03:23
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What if The Butterfly Effect was a documentary and the events happened in real time... relative to the documentarian?
Now I don't have *proof* that the Ashton Kutcher of today is a body double, and the real one is back in time killing all the good time travelers who go back to kill Hitler... but...
07.03.2026 02:53
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πΆYou got a fast train
Maybe one day we can have one here
but we gotta drive in autos
Oil lobby always complains
We always got money for boming
Never got money for doctors or trainsπΆ
07.03.2026 02:31
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"...but it's not a war! and if it is its been going on for 50 years so its ok"
07.03.2026 02:07
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We are watching people who have tricked themselves into believing that the appearance of power is power; that the problem with the Wizard of Oz is he just didn't use his magic he obviously had to fix everything
06.03.2026 16:44
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They think, or at least pretend to think, that this doesnβt sound like obvious cope to everyone in the world
Itβs an entire White House comms shop built on the premise of βmy hot girlfriend lives in Canadaβ being believed by normal people
06.03.2026 18:42
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Uh, so we just have video of the U.S. sinking an Iranian naval ship in international waters, far from the actual conflict zone, for no reason whatsoever and weβre supposed to believe that technically weβre not even at war?
04.03.2026 16:47
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Not gonna share the video of Republican US Senator Tim Sheehy breaking a protesting Marine's hand, but you can find it on @charlotteclymer.bsky.social's timeline.
I'll just say that in a functional country, Sheehy would be expelled by the Senate.
Democratic Senators should publicly push for that.
04.03.2026 22:48
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this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop
04.03.2026 21:00
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stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
04.03.2026 22:11
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βThey got money for wars, but canβt feed the poorββTupac
04.03.2026 18:03
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Hereβs how Texas Republicans gamed the stateβs complex and confusing election laws to ratfuck the Democratic primary. Itβs a preview of how Republicans will ratfuck the General election in November.
04.03.2026 04:48
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The only positive takeaway is that they played this hand early, so at least folks are on notice now that shenanigans are afoot before November
But yeahβ¦
04.03.2026 06:21
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The Kurds should take all the money and guns they can and then just not do a damn thing lol. Theyβve been backstabbed by the USA so many times. They deserve to finally get one over on the CIA
03.03.2026 23:26
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Bureau of Prisons:
February 19, 2026
PURPOSE AND SCOPE
To establish professional guidelines for the mental health evaluation and treatment of inmates meeting the diagnostic criteria for Gender Dysphoria (GD) to assist their progress toward recovery, while reducing or eliminating the frequency and severity of symptoms and associated negative outcomes.
This week it was uncovered that the Trump regime is trying to "cure" trans prisoners of being transgender, while doing everything they can - from labeling our mere existence as explicit to stripping us of our legal documents - to ensure we *all* end up imprisoned in their ever-growing camps.
01.03.2026 20:50
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Hegseth looking like a lying little shit. "we didn't start this war but under president trump we are finishing it"
Narrator: They absolutely started this war.
02.03.2026 20:36
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Not only *did* they start this war, they have no idea how to finish it.
02.03.2026 17:04
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lol at the tourists in dubai being like βwhat do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills Youβ
02.03.2026 16:57
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He was doing that Giraffe Neck Fighting mating display.
02.03.2026 20:31
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i dont think pundits and columnists should get a mulligan after being catastrophically wrong on the most important issues of our time
02.03.2026 15:49
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